Azir still dead, buffs coming soon?

Masked Pariah··2 votes·507 views

Please excuse my language but I think being vulgar is funny. After Azir's titties have been ripped off, he is no longer any good at the job he once held as the fucking Pimp of Shurima. Constantly I see that Azir's job is much harder to perform compared to any other mage that can do his job. Not only is he having problems with building sand castles, getting a girlfriend, and finding his old BFF, but even if Azir was using his full potential the other mages can still fuck anyone up the but 2x harder than Azir could ever imagine in his wet dreams. Azir is just a false advertised son of a penguins nipple now because half the shit on his champion spotlight has been taken off his kit. Why should I buy the 2 for 1 Azir special of 19.99 when he is obviously last years model? He desperately needs some love from the balance team but sadly most of them are silver and probably have fears back from season 5 and 6 when Azir took their night lights away and forced them to sleep in the dark nights of bronze 5 dynamic queue. Hell, even Azirs soldiers who are sworn to protect him disappear because he sucks. HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED WHY THEY WOULD RATHER DIE BACK INTO SAND INSTEAD OF STAYING WITH HIM? BECAUSE AZIR IS HOLDING THEM BACK FROM UNLEASHING THEIR FULL POTENTIAL! Cmon Riot. This is bust!

Hopefully I made you guys laugh but still spread the awareness that Azir needs some love from his Ex Wife Morello.

Kappa.

5 Comments

Dreadlocks2 votes

I feel like Riot misses a lot of easy fixes by over complicating the kit.. Sure Azir was good at too many things.. Yeah they should narrow down what they want him' to be good at. BUT MAKE HIM REALLY GOOD AT IT and for christ sake, make it worth playing.. Has to be meaningful.. Before Azir could just get item 3115 item 3116 and to me, that was broken as all hell with the damage it did.. Sure they removed a fk load of dmg off of it, but instead, why not just make it so Rylias doesn't proc on his soldiers autos, but instead only off the initial Q?

Just my 2c, i feel bad for Azir players, old Ryze players, Kalista players, Aatrox players.. Now i'm the one with my main in a shitty spot, though still viable.. Not nearly the way he use to be, rip rengar.

Masked Pariah1 votes

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I feel like Riot misses a lot of easy fixes by over complicating the kit.. Sure Azir was good at too many things.. Yeah they should narrow down what they want him' to be good at. BUT MAKE HIM REALLY GOOD AT IT and for christ sake, make it worth playing.. Has to be meaningful.. Before Azir could just get item 3115 item 3116 and to me, that was broken as all hell with the damage it did.. Sure they removed a fk load of dmg off of it, but instead, why not just make it so Rylias doesn't proc on his soldiers autos, but instead only off the initial Q?

Just my 2c, i feel bad for Azir players, old Ryze players, Kalista players, Aatrox players.. Now i'm the one with my main in a shitty spot, though still viable.. Not nearly the way he use to be, rip rengar.

Know you know why I am upset with Riot. I mained Ryze, Azir ,Aatrox, and Kindred. All champions I found fun to be later gutted. ATLEAST they are fixing Kindred now but took them long enough! They would rather rework 3 champions who didnt deserve it or need it. COUGH tank update COUGH

Dreadlocks1 votes

Yeah i was really surprised to not see Rammus Malphite in the tank update.. They have way more stale kits than the others lol.. But yeah man, i really wish riot would stop doing major reworks.. The smaller updates are much safer.. The community seems to still be okay with their mains afterwords.. But most of the champs who get major reworks are not loved by the old mains.

LadyRenly1 votes

azir probably wont be allowed to be good until he gets kit changes

Masked Pariah1 votes

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azir probably wont be allowed to be good until he gets kit changes

yeah but they could just do a small Aatrox level rework on him for the time being to where he will be at a better spot for balancing and a potential follow up rework.

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