A Fizz with an hourglass is literally the most untouchable thing in this entire game.

Don't worry dude, This mid-range mediocre player is gonna talk down to a new player. Nothing new here. "Schooling people" = insulting, bullying and invalidating new player opinions.

Ok, long post time... you ready?

Fizz's Troll Pole has a pretty massive CD until it gets to max rank (usually around lvl 9 if maxing first). This gives you a large window of opportunity to punish Fizz early on if she uses her troll pole incorrectly.

Fizz's Troll Pole has a staggering mana cost, starting at ~1/3 of her mana pool at rank 1, and ramping up to a total cost of 130 mana at max rank. Given that Fizz has a VERY shallow mana pool (the only mana item built on Fizz being a Sheen/Lich Bane), this gives you AMPLE room to punish Fizz early on, since your mana costs will be a LOT lower, and your CD's will likely be less as well.

As for the issue you're bringing up here, the interaction with Zhonya's:

• Zhonya's has a 2.5 second window of invulnerability
• Zhonya's has a 90 second Cooldown
• Fizz's Troll Pole has a .75 window of untargetability (can still be damaged by things like ignite, Swain's bird-lazer, or any form of DoT that is applied before the use of Troll-Pole)
• Fizz's Troll Pole has a 5 second Cooldown, at max rank, with max CDR

So, with a little math, we can see that Fizz can use Troll Pole 16 times in the duration of the Zhonya's CD. This means that Fizz is untargetable for 12 seconds from E, and invulnerable for 2.5 second from Zhonya's, in every 90 second window.

Which means that Fizz is targetable, and damage-able, for 75.5 seconds for every 14.5 seconds that she isn't damage-able. If you can't find a way to abuse that, you really need to play the game more, get more experience, and stop complaining about what champion you play poorly against.

You'll never get better if you just cry "OP" whenever you lose to a champ. I know, I was in Bronze V for over a year with that attitude.

That's fair. Do try and realize though that everything is relative to experience level. Someone who's never played before is going to have a very different perception than someone with 5k wins.

He's been trying to tell you that your perception, while valid, is likely quite heavily influenced by your (relative) lack of experience with him and the game in general. That's not to say you don't have experience, or what you have isn't valuable. Not at all. But, relatively speaking, you're still somewhat new to the game.

Also, playing lots of bot games is a good way to teach yourself bad habits. Be careful with that.

Or grow freaky weird limbs all over their body.

But don't worry that's "natural"

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... You look up Tristana porn?

You don't?