Time To Be Salty (tired of broken matchups since 5.22 release)

Time to spill some truth here. I don't care if I get banned, receive a penalty of some sorts, or if the community disagrees with me, but this needs to be said and I know I am not the only one who has experienced this issue. Riot, you need to fix your matchup system. Plain and simple. It is pretty obvious something is wrong when you are constantly matched against platinum players whilst you haven't even played a ranked game in your life, then to boot, having teammates who continuously ask "WERE DER ALWAYS 2 TOWERZ ON DIS MAP?!" and simply cannot understand the concept of discontinuing to overextend even after their 8th gank. I understand in TT for example, the game can only work with the players who are queuing for said map, however, I think your queuing service is thinking the number of games played determines who you are teamed with (which if it is, honestly is a joke because game time doesn't always = better skill level)

Secondly, your report system needs work because it's a bigger joke then my sex life (sad truth on my part, but even more saddening that you've surpassed it); Can you guys honestly even tell me you check it and issue warnings/bans for inappropriate conduct based on the report you receive? So many trolls/ignorant people on this game it almost makes a person sad to play the game. I understand you will always have those types of people out there, but when your community treats you worse then how an adulteress treats a cuckold, that should be a clear indication it's time for a change.

I look forward to the list of excuses as to why my post is completely irrelevant and perhaps new ideas as to why I should uninstall the game.

Thank-you for your time

A discouraged 5.22 League of Legends player