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Did Scuttle Just..... Eat.... My Honeyfruit!?

Dr GigglePuss··51 votes·8,734 views

Once upon a time, I was a Teemo and I was running through the river. FRUITS FOR MANA FOR MUSHROOMS Nomp, one fruit Nomp, two fruit Nomp, three fruit Nomp, four fruit Nom...... Scuttle? What ya eatin?

Does Scuttle actually eat the fruits!? XD

74 Comments

Spoofghoul95 votes

It's true scuttle crabs get hungry too

Scuttle crab eats fruits

Raptors eat bronze junglers

RO538UD8 votes

LOL

Captain Aishi4 votes

gromp eats challenger junglers

Lexyy14 votes

Omfg he needs food, too. How can you be so insensitive...

Petrablaze5 votes

Scuttle is a she.

Lexyy3 votes

Whatever lol

50000000000000008 votes

"how can you be so insensitive..." "Whatever lol"

XD

Lexyy1 votes

Well her comment was completely unnecessary, she's a female so she felt the need to defend her fellow female and ended up being annoying. :)

Cowseed1 votes

Grabs popcorn

Lexyy1 votes

:P are they good?

Cowseed1 votes

yes. yes they are

midnight oil241 votes

Truly, a class-act gentleman here, people.

Lexyy1 votes

I am not a man, so I can't be gentleman even if I wanted to :)

midnight oil241 votes

You're being a jerk about a person stating a fact that was confirmed by rioters, saying that she's saying that only cause she's a girl (which we don't even know if they are) so I don't really care :)

Lexyy1 votes

Chill bruh, it ain't that serious LOL

Petrablaze1 votes

[zombie-brand-facepalm] I am a guy.....

Lexyy1 votes

Damn, there goes my joke...

To be fair, Petra is a common female name in my country. I forgot I was on NA board hahaha instinct kind of thing. :3

Petrablaze1 votes

Its ok, I am used to it, I knew that fact when I chose it and its always enjoyable to watch a perspective change when they find out.

TheEdgeOfDestiny14 votes

No. He huggs and tries to impragnate them.

Danjeng2 votes

Can honeyfruits even pragenat?

The Lexer1 votes

That sounds like a challenge.

TheEdgeOfDestiny2 votes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EShUeudtaFg Either that or Scuttle Crabs have abnormal affection to inanimate objects. :)

oSEXYPLATYPUSo12 votes

yes its in the patch notes

Dr GigglePuss1 votes

Haha, OK so I'm not crazy XD

oSEXYPLATYPUSo1 votes

i remember when i saw it in game and didnt know the changed it i LMAO

i think its great

Moooose314 votes

Hey man, scuttle has to eat too. He's a growing boy. He'll be rift herald one day.

XeroKimo1 votes

Only to be killed by his dad, Baron Nashor

Mighty Mortein12 votes

And if you kill it while it's eating, you're sadistic :(

Brain Errör 40448 votes

"That bitch was on my property so I had to kick his ass" - Kled

Nameless Voice2 votes

The scuttle crabs are female.

TequilaZombie25 votes

Kled doesn't give a flying fuck about genders. No matter if you have a dick, a pussy, or a missile between your legs, you're just one thing to him: an enemy!

Sraeg20135 votes

or a missile between your legs

I'm an attack helicopter and I find this offensive.

TequilaZombie4 votes

Hey, be glad you get included often! I'm a Panzerkampfwagen III and nobody never acknowledges my sexual orientation!

Spoofghoul3 votes

well 70 mm is kinda small

it's very easily overlooked i'm afraid

TequilaZombie2 votes

Hey, don't be fooled, that's just the width!

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Spoofghoul2 votes

so it's square?

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TequilaZombie2 votes

And really rough around the edges. For maximum penetration, you know?

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Spoofghoul1 votes

damn thats got to hurt lol

Sraeg20133 votes

It may have something to do with your Third Reich ancestors.

RedWedding1 votes

I mean, just look at his champion info page, and you'll understand.

TheEdgeOfDestiny4 votes

Btw. You become a "Villain" for Garen if you do that.

Skorch4 votes

are you serious... If hes not Riot make him serious

Weight of Law2 votes

I don't kill it, I just poke it in the butt once so it scurries off.

Forbidden Siren4 votes

Yes. She's been eating it for a couple of patches now, I think.

Dat Kat4 votes

Yea it does eat the fruit.

ModJango Mage4 votes

So ppl still doesnt read patch notes. Thats kinda sad.

Hèntaî 2 votes

If I see skuttle going for one I just let the little guy have it, he deserves a little snack after getting thwomped on all game :(

#SkuttleLivesMatter

Euthenaasia1 votes

How do we know scuttle is a she? Did I miss something? Did we just assume its gender?

TyrekGoldenspear7 votes

Riot referred to scuttle as a she in their recent post.

DrCyanide1 votes

http://na.leagueoflegends.com/en/news/game-updates/patch/patch-72-notes#patch-sr

#Rift Scuttler "Hungry scuttles." FORAGING Rift Scuttlers now eat nearby Honeyfruit. If you kill them while they’re eating, you have no heart.

But since when does the fruit give mana back?

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