What are some dumb things or strats you do?

Like "X Main Q&A" but instead of actual universal advice that works with everyone, what are some quirks in your playstyle(s) with certain champion(s) that aren't really a good idea generally, but works with you?

Example:

I really like wards, so sometimes I use my Q to hook the cannon minion toward me if I'm against a poke heavy comp so I don't lose half my health. Sure, it wastes a cooldown, but it's not like I'm going to hook them anytime if they're poking me that heavily.

I don't heal the carry when they're above 75% health during the laning phase unless I land Q. Helps them know I'm not a health potion. Not always, though, especially against burst-heavy duo lanes.

W first, three shrines in jungle, leave a ward in river, and then flirt with jungler.

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Give my allies the good touch, give my enemies the bad touch. Pray the enemy isn't Vi or Cait.