Actual fact! 100% of your lost games are caused by...

Another actual fact:

You lose 100% of the games you surrender.

wow genius someone give this man the nobel prize

I disagree, they are caused by my jungler. Unless I'm jungling, in which case it's everyone else on my team.

All deaths are caused by your hp being reduced to zero.

Thank you for your great advice.

I became Chalenjour just from the knowledge and sheer understanding of such wisdom. Thank you.

-SKB B1 BAKER

People who curse at their team lose 13% more games. Well yeah, why would you curse at your team if youre winning.

I thought all of my losses were caused by scuttle crab.

He' secretly plotting against me...

I KNOW IT!!!! HE'S NO PASSIFIST!!!!!!!!!!!!M LIES!!!!!!!!one!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!1!!!!!!!!!

untrue, had a game my team was pushing nexus and someone started a surrender vote. it went through. the other team won, but not because of them winning. just dont stick 5 people who feel trollie in the same game.

I never lost! I sometimes achieved Second Place, though.

Man... fuck the other team.

people die when they are killed

http://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/MjAxMi00NzM1MDAyMjJjMGJiYjdh.png

https://i.imgur.com/YAGpXPd.png

Yeah no s*** you turkey.