Wait hold up... Zed AND Riven are disabled?

Totalis·Jul 15, 2015·254 votes·7,504 views

I didn't know it was my birthday AND hanukkah!

Edit: if fizz and master yi were also to "suddenly" get disabled as well, I'll hail this day as the day god descended from the heavens and granted our wish

84 Comments

IcyPepperJul 15, 201528 votes

If Katarina, Fizz, and Master YI (thanks devourer for making him viable again...) get disabled as well, I'm going to spend a shit ton of money on RP to celebrate.

U4fyn2vZzWJul 15, 20153 votes

And Kali :)

SilentSnowflakeJul 16, 20157 votes

They can't ban all the assassin's who am I going to kill with Mordekaiser . D:

Emperor TimeJul 16, 20153 votes

Master yi sucks, Kayle, Warwick and Shyvana are all stronger than yi with devourer.

KidKaiserJul 16, 20152 votes

i havent seen the terror known as Alpha Strike. it's AP Yi all over again.

Just Say SameJul 16, 20151 votes

Udyr and noct as well. All 5 of those champs are not only capable of 1v1ing yi with devourer, they also do more for your team.

Nareik YukiboshiJul 17, 20151 votes

The ADC

Ariel the CruelJul 16, 201516 votes

Kalista comes first. Then I can safely leave team builder again.

TSA unityinstallJul 16, 20154 votes

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If Katarina, Fizz, and Master YI (thanks devourer for making him viable again...) get disabled as well, I'm going to spend a shit ton of money on RP to celebrate.

I honestly dont get this. Why would you want them to be disabled. Katarina is not remotely even hard to lane against. As long as you dong go ham at 6, and you learn to play around her. AKA. Exhaust. Why would you whine about her.

Fizz is a useless piece of shit, he cant solo carry, in the tank meta, his shark is a laughable piece of crap. Without shark, he does not do damage like pre-fizz.

Master Yi.... If you even get him fed in the first place, you deserve to lose the game.

NaziruJul 16, 20157 votes

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I honestly dont get this. Why would you want them to be disabled. Katarina is not remotely even hard to lane against. As long as you dong go ham at 6, and you learn to play around her. AKA. Exhaust. Why would you whine about her.

Fizz is a useless piece of shit, he cant solo carry, in the tank meta, his shark is a laughable piece of crap. Without shark, he does not do damage like pre-fizz.

Master Yi.... If you even get him fed in the first place, you deserve to lose the game.

Because they are all pubstomps who can easily 1v3-5 when your potentially incompetent mid laner feeds them and there is next to nothing you can do against them at that point unless they fuck up and let you.

IcyPepperJul 16, 20152 votes

I don't mid lane, so I'm not usually laning against these guys anyway. If my mid laner feeds them, I'm not always in a position to shut them down. So yeah, this helps explain it.

IDontShareToastJul 17, 20151 votes

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IcyPepperJul 17, 20151 votes

Or maybe I'm just cracking a joke about champions that used to pubstomp me/others before I/we learned how to counter them properly? They have flaws that make them annoying, but not outright overpowered.

And considering you're complaining about other people directly using... "colorful" language, I got something to say to you.

Pot, meet kettle.

CrushotronJul 15, 201518 votes

Fizz FISH NEXT Fizz

IRicochet RunnerJul 16, 20151 votes

please leave my fish alone :(

Malix FarwinJul 15, 201512 votes

Guess i need to call my parents and tell them my new birthday is 7/15

Jungle Lux GodJul 15, 20158 votes

Now we just need to wait for Christmas AKA when Kalista gets disabled.

AikkiJul 15, 20158 votes

Everything is going according to plans.

ArsamesJul 15, 20156 votes

Jewish, rofl, I feel bad for you :^(

Lotus BladeJul 15, 201516 votes

#freepalestine

KelvinwopJul 16, 20155 votes

freepalestine Did you mean free Ezreal ?

Lotus BladeJul 16, 20151 votes

dont know if u did that as a joke but if your not joking thats dumb

Conus25Jul 16, 20153 votes

jews did 9/11

ArsamesJul 16, 20151 votes

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jews did 9/11

oy vey, shut it down!

LigerzzJul 15, 20156 votes

Riot just disable Vayne Kalista Nidalee and i might just buy some RP.

Deal?

CrossetteJul 16, 20151 votes

I'll do the same, just remove Volibear at the same time.

I hate that bear.

ChaosThiefJul 16, 20155 votes

are you Zilean ?

KelvinwopJul 17, 20151 votes

I got volibear for free during the summer splash. I have no idea how to use him. Nor do I want to learn.

Lao Fu the TigerJul 15, 20155 votes

DANG MAN IT'S EASTER TOO.

KeevalroyJul 15, 20155 votes

Now disable Yasuo and Kalista

Lotus BladeJul 16, 20152 votes

YASUO SHALL NEVER BE DISABLED

xJLx MCHammerJul 15, 20154 votes

It's a glorious day to play LOL

BakedLotionJul 16, 20154 votes

Let's not use god in your opening post. Let's use science Heimerdinger or Riot, if u wanna be a bitch

ps. an imaginary floating man with magical powers doesn't exactly exist

RockaltarJul 16, 20152 votes

yea because a big bang really makes the most sense or evolution...and God is real because how else would we be on this earth besides the Bible explains everything and if you don't believe then that's your problem but God does exist and its not religion or magic maybe you just need a bit of reality in your life....

Flip Flop MistJul 16, 20152 votes

Downvoted both: There is no science There is no god There is no Dana

There is only Zuul Yorick

RockaltarJul 17, 20151 votes

some times people make me lose faith in humanity lots of people......

BakedLotionJul 16, 20154 votes

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yea because a big bang really makes the most sense or evolution...and God is real because how else would we be on this earth besides the Bible explains everything and if you don't believe then that's your problem but God does exist and its not religion or magic maybe you just need a bit of reality in your life....

Arguing with a religious person is like arguing with a wall

boymeetsleaugeJul 17, 20152 votes

{quoted}

Let's not use god in your opening post. Let's use science or Riot, if u wanna be a bitch

ps. an imaginary floating man with magical powers doesn't exactly exist

What's wrong with Hannukah? 7 days of non-stop presents is the greatest holiday anybody has ever thought up! PS God does exist and science is just The human's flawed understanding of his creation.

JofeyyJul 15, 20153 votes

bugs op Khazix

PledgieJul 16, 20153 votes

Skarner ayy

Mecha MaIphiteJul 15, 20153 votes

If we could disable nidalee while we're at it that would be gr8.

QwandeeJul 16, 20153 votes

Now if only sated devourer would go back to the hell from which it came and take that fuckin 40% current hp 10% max hp 300 flat magic damage 2 item shyvanna while red buff/smite burn u shit away.

Yo viajo sin verJul 16, 20153 votes

Everyone on these boards: Let's ban every player champion because I can't win unless that happens

CatsaberJul 15, 20152 votes

Fiddlesticks surprise party!

AnihakuJul 15, 20152 votes

Why does everyone hate kalista........did I miss the memo? O.o

sp441Jul 15, 20156 votes

Because having the equivalent of somebody breaking into your home and taking a shit on your face if you have the audacity of picking a melee champion isn't fun.