I want the truth
How do you beat Yasuo? I want the TRUTH I don't want all that crap I've heard a million times over about how to beat him.
None of that:
- Just don't fight him in minions crap (that dosn't work, because he can still dash to YOU and instakill you)
- Just build armor crap (that dosn't work, because he shreds of 50% of your armor if he hits you with his easy to hit ult)
- Just dodge his Q crap (that doesn't work, because of it's inanely low CD and ridiculous hitbox its not a matter of IF he'll hit you with the Q its a matter of WHEN)
Before I continue I can already smell them coming; the basement dwelling Yasuo main who emerges into the sunlight he's so allergic to in order to open his unclean mouth to spew those two ever familiar ever ANNOYING words "GIT GUD", how about shut the FUCK UP and give me a STRAIGHT answer on how to beat this guy.
- I've read every guide
- Looked at every video
- Tried ever hard counter but GUESS WHAT?
They ALL DON'T WORK! SO again I say I want the truth, HOW? (If there is a way, there probably isn't, Yasuo mains just refuse to admit it) do you beat Yasuo?
Because last time I checked it's impossible to beat a guy who does 1000+ damage on crits, moves around at lighting fast speed, can block EVERY RANGED ATTACK PERIOD!, has a free shield that absorbs all damage, unmatched 1v1, 1v2, 1v3, 1v4, 1v5, (and hell 1v9 potential if he has to) potential, double crit, low cost yet ILLEGAL DAMAGE BUILD, can build tank, full AD, lifesteal, on hit AP support jungle, or just 6 daggers and a blue trinket and STILL oneshot your tank, and on top of all of it, can be successfully played by a mentally challenged hippopotamus with no arms, blindfolded!
So bring it on dash monkeys, I'm right here! http://img49.laughinggif.com/pic/HTTP3N0cmVhbTEuZ2lmc291cC5jb20vdmlldzEvMzM3NzIxNC9icmluZy1pdC1vbi1vLmdpZgloglog.gif
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