My Wife's Name is Zoe.... Uh Oh....

CanadianGuyEh·11/3/2017, 6:48:52 PM·95 votes·4,279 views

and they announced its pronounced the same way too "Zoh-ee". This is EXACTLY how my wife spells it AND pronounces it.

I can foresee some issues when playing with friends.

"Pick Zoe! Shes great" "Naw man shes trash"

"kill Zoe Kill ZOE!! YOU HAVE ONE JOB"

"I hate Zoe, shes such a pain"

"Zoe can you PLEASE STOP FEEDING!"

"Man, Zoe is fun to play with."

I foresee the couch in my future.

44 Comments

redniwediS11/3/2017, 6:51:25 PM56 votes

You have only one option, convince your wife to play alongside you.

Wolfeur11/3/2017, 11:18:27 PM33 votes

"Zoe, stop feeding, ffs!" "But our son is starving, darling."

DragonShea11/4/2017, 2:27:03 AM9 votes

Your poor marriage.

[sg-janna]

BoNaFiDeOuTkAsT11/4/2017, 9:12:51 AM6 votes

Name your daughter Zyra.

You can be a League family.

Was meant to be. ;)

Autrah Fang11/3/2017, 8:30:09 PM5 votes

are there other ways to pronounce Zoe? (was gonna ask as well if there were other ways to spell it but i remembered there is at least one lol)

Around999People11/3/2017, 6:52:41 PM4 votes

Lol

invisiblecat111/3/2017, 10:22:04 PM3 votes

Why do some people pronounce Zoe and Zoey The same way???

z63XnLCMwX11/3/2017, 10:24:30 PM3 votes

Toe - Toh Doe - Doh Moe - Moh

Why would Zoe be pronounced as Zoh - ee.

Steel Blossom11/4/2017, 6:11:49 AM3 votes

Hey, you know what? Screw you for playing the same game as I do and finding love. I'm almost twenty and I haven't even held a girl's hand in my life.

Evil Yasuo11/4/2017, 4:02:02 AM3 votes

I've laughed so hard before when someone said "I hope zac dies in real life. Scumbag piece of shit". My name is zack lol.

SaltyBaboon11/4/2017, 4:21:08 PM2 votes

I have a solution... pronounce your wife's name "Zoe - ee" and pronounce the champion Zoh unless you call her Zoh already then your future WILL be spend on the couch.

Latex Choker11/4/2017, 6:46:22 AM2 votes

As someone named Kane this has been my life since Kayn released. Discord is hell, man.

Totalis11/4/2017, 1:05:36 AM1 votes

Only way to save your marriage is to main Zoe to make sure friends can't bitch about her

Teemo Did 91111/3/2017, 10:27:55 PM1 votes

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Sp33d Zer011/4/2017, 12:00:34 AM1 votes

Zoe confirmed best waifu

YambrinZ11/4/2017, 9:20:40 AM1 votes

Why is this in gameplay? We get it, you are trying to turn a champion release into being all about YOU. But it belongs in memes and games because it has nothing at all to do with gameplay....

Hollandiae11/4/2017, 12:54:20 PM1 votes

Time to one trick Zoe.

Friendly Ram11/4/2017, 1:32:09 AM1 votes

Call one of them sparkles? hopefully that will solve the confusion.