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Since Riot seems to want to keep Sated Devourer in the game...

FluffyMcArfArf·9/30/2015, 11:58:42 AM·64 votes·3,712 views

Since they REALLY wanna be like that, despite all of the complaints about the Sated evolution of Devourer, I've decided to come up with Sated evolutions for the other three enchants for Riot to consider.

Let's start with Cinderhulk, hm? Remember how powerful it was when it was first released, and Riot was trying to bring tank junglers back into the meta? SATED Cinderhulk is gonna be all that AND more! Remember how fucking disgusting it was when the jungle Volibear reached 6k Health thanks to the pre-nerfed Cinderhulk? Well, NOW, thanks to SATED Cinderhulk, he can reach 10k health or more, because SATED Cinderhulk DOUBLES the owner's maximum health! Now Voli can be nearly invincible and his execute which normally has to be well-timed and used with patience is turned into a free kill button!

Let's move on to Runeglaive. Ah, Runeglaive...you're like the poor man's Lichbane, but for junglers! Do any of you guys REALLY want jungle Fiddlesticks or Karthus to be viable? WELL NOW THEY CAN BE, THANKS TO THE SATED RUNEGLAIVE! Sated Runeglaive, once it reaches 100 charges, which can be obtained by casting spells or simply moving, doubles the next casted spell's total damage, including DoT spells! This means that each tick will deal double the damage, and it also works for ults, so if you're Karthus jungle with 1k AP, Sated Runeglaive with 100 charges, and your ult's up, just press that fucking R button and get ready to take a screenshot of that hard-earned penta kill!

And now, I've saved the best for last: Warrior. Poor, poor Warrior...the only enchant with no passive. Well THAT changes today, my friends! Warrior will now have a passive that applies a burning DoT to the target that scales with champion level. However, you guys didn't click on this thread just to see a REASONABLE suggestion for what passive the Warrior enchant could have. No, no, no...you came here to read my completely outrageous ideas for the new Sated evolutions! Before I tell you all my WONDERFUL idea for Sated Warrior, though, who here likes going up against jungle Rengar, and having teammates who just refuse to play safely and proceed to feed the living fuck out of him until he can one-shot nearly everyone on your team? No one? WELL TOO FUCKING BAD, because Sated Warrior grants its user 400% critical damage, and it stacks with Infinity Edge and crit damage runes! Now jungle Rengar can deal at least 450% critical damage and delete your squishies so hard and fast that not only do they die, but their client crashes and their account is deleted from the database!

WHELP...that does it for my VERY serious suggestions! Thanks for reading!

54 Comments

slippykitten9/30/2015, 3:29:02 PM19 votes

"despite all the complaints" you mean the half dozen threads that were upvoted by the same 100 people that frequent boards? I'm thinking that doesn't represent the entirety of the game.

The only problem with sated devourer is that it became too good too early and outclassed the other jungle items. We don't need to remove diversity because you don't feel like playing against carry junglers.

Caytheles9/30/2015, 12:03:39 PM18 votes

So... you are trying to make the junglers into Gods?

You got your top lane, your bot lane, your mid lane, and then Two Diety that bless your lane from time to time by showing their presence and inflicting their Wrath.

( make it sound like that.... i actually like the idea) XD

LuckyCharmzKid9/30/2015, 5:50:05 PM5 votes

Am i the only one that thinks having evolving jg items is a good idea? I mean as long as riot doesnt over do it then i think each jg item could counter the other in some way @Riot

RIVENNNNN ONLYYY9/30/2015, 12:09:31 PM4 votes

Upvoted just because of the salt

Captainn Ginyu9/30/2015, 3:47:24 PM3 votes

do people not understand how to use and build a frozen heart? i build this when tehre is someone with sated and do fine i dont get what the deal is here

AsC4lK51fe9/30/2015, 9:27:56 PM3 votes

Im sorry if i am doing soemthing wrong... but you are Bronze 2 and sated isn't even broken at all. First of all, the first 20 mins while stacking the jungler is vulnerable. Also, your ideas are not the best and sated is much better as is.

Malicious Metal9/30/2015, 12:11:36 PM3 votes

Sated cinderhulk's too weak compared to the others though. Make your AA/Spells apply a DoT for 10% of your bonus health and it might be passable

ElegantDoge9/30/2015, 9:07:01 PM2 votes

There is not even ONE jungler devourer used in competition except Shyvana may be SOMETIMES. And in soloQ,they're far from being the most dominant.Only Yi and Kayle were anoying...I find the item strong,but all the posts i see here are like they're comparing it the item of the Devil,made for and ONLY for suffering the ones who are against it. Honestly ,these posts are even more anoying than the ones on Riven/Vayne.

CoolKnightST9/30/2015, 1:19:57 PM2 votes

Actualy the jungle was never that diverse than before: Elise LeeSin RekSai Nidalee Gragas Skarner Evelynn XinZhao Shyvana Diana Warwick TahmKench MasterYi

For competive you could reduce it to Elise LeeSin Evelynn RekSai Nidalee Skarner but that still list all possible jungle enchantments. And besides all that I forget to mention Ekko

Krys Star9/30/2015, 6:29:48 PM2 votes

TL;DR

Ionian9/30/2015, 1:13:38 PM2 votes

Ahri item 3724 ITS TIME

Voluug139/30/2015, 8:27:31 PM2 votes

Warrior doesnt need a buff. Or maybe yes, the item needs a buff, but certainly not Vi LeeSin Khazix.

Buffing Warrior means buffing the most anti-diversity generalist junglers of all time.

No thanks.

OmManiPadmeHum9/30/2015, 8:34:55 PM2 votes

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Since they REALLY wanna be like that, despite all of the complaints about the Sated evolution of Devourer, I've decided to come up with Sated evolutions for the other three enchants for Riot to consider.

Let's start with Cinderhulk, hm? Remember how powerful it was when it was first released, and Riot was trying to bring tank junglers back into the meta? SATED Cinderhulk is gonna be all that AND more! Remember how fucking disgusting it was when the jungle Volibear reached 6k Health thanks to the pre-nerfed Cinderhulk? Well, NOW, thanks to SATED Cinderhulk, he can reach 10k health or more, because SATED Cinderhulk DOUBLES the owner's maximum health! Now Voli can be nearly invincible and his execute which normally has to be well-timed and used with patience is turned into a free kill button!

Let's move on to Runeglaive. Ah, Runeglaive...you're like the poor man's Lichbane, but for junglers! Do any of you guys REALLY want jungle Fiddlesticks or Karthus to be viable? WELL NOW THEY CAN BE, THANKS TO THE SATED RUNEGLAIVE! Sated Runeglaive, once it reaches 100 charges, which can be obtained by casting spells or simply moving, doubles the next casted spell's total damage, including DoT spells! This means that each tick will deal double the damage, and it also works for ults, so if you're Karthus jungle with 1k AP, Sated Runeglaive with 100 charges, and your ult's up, just press that fucking R button and get ready to take a screenshot of that hard-earned penta kill!

And now, I've saved the best for last: Warrior. Poor, poor Warrior...the only enchant with no passive. Well THAT changes today, my friends! Warrior will now have a passive that applies a burning DoT to the target that scales with champion level. However, you guys didn't click on this thread just to see a REASONABLE suggestion for what passive the Warrior enchant could have. No, no, no...you came here to read my completely outrageous ideas for the new Sated evolutions! Before I tell you all my WONDERFUL idea for Sated Warrior, though, who here likes going up against jungle Rengar, and having teammates who just refuse to play safely and proceed to feed the living fuck out of him until he can one-shot nearly everyone on your team? No one? WELL TOO FUCKING BAD, because Sated Warrior grants its user 400% critical damage, and it stacks with Infinity Edge and crit damage runes! Now jungle Rengar can deal at least 450% critical damage and delete your squishies so hard and fast that not only do they die, but their client crashes and their account is deleted from the database!

WHELP...that does it for my VERY serious suggestions! Thanks for reading!

The reason they didn't listen to you and the other 12039409438750123485 complainers, is because the issue isn't with sated OR devourer. Its the person using it. And it can be BAD and Good....making it by definition, a balanced item.

It's good when:

  1. You're Jungler knows how to gank as well as getting stacks.
  2. When the OTHER team's jungler is going devourer and your jungler counters him and stops him from achieving sated. Making the other teams ganks non-existent or poor.

It's bad when:

  1. You have an inexperienced jungler thinking it's an auto-win with it, and just AFK farms all game, then realizing all your lanes lost because the other jungler was at least present.
  2. Your jungler GETS sated, but thinks he has Braum/Alistar kinds of survivability and trying to go 1v3

I have YET to be dismantled by a Yi with sated. I would say the only champ that is REALLY good with it currently is xin. He can build sated as WELL as going tanky. Those heals with sated and the black cleaver just make him a nightmare even with just those 2 damage items. Shut him down from getting sated..he's worthless.

TDubH9/30/2015, 4:50:50 PM2 votes

Really? ... Go post this in memes and games and maybe it'd actually be funny but this thread was posted in G&B as a total circle jerk for upvotes, at least jack off for upvotes in the right place, yea SD is over powered but its more interesting than devourer, "HURR DURR ME IN JUNGLE ALL DAY ME GET 500 STACKS EVENTUALLY" "DEFEAT" "WURRR MAYBE NEXT GAYME" At least with SD you have "HURP I IS YI I HAS 60 STACKS NAO ME GONNA GO TRY PENTAKRILL Yi syndrome activates, gets deleted OH WELL" at least games are 5v5 instead of 4v5

Edit: Insert REPORT TEAM at any point.

Malicious Fury9/30/2015, 11:54:08 PM1 votes

On top of that, none of their passives are Unique.

GrReaper969/30/2015, 12:14:56 PM1 votes

Meh still to weak bring me my MasterYi item 3930 item 3153 anyday

RyzeRework10/6/2015, 3:34:33 PM1 votes

Warriors sounds like crit plus spirit of the elder lizard

Crossette9/30/2015, 1:12:04 PM1 votes

I love you. xD

Fowus9/30/2015, 1:16:42 PM1 votes

Fizz + Sateditem 3714 + Red buff

Lady Hammerlock9/30/2015, 2:02:48 PM1 votes

imagine veigar jg with that runeglaive

warpenguin5559/30/2015, 4:55:10 PM1 votes

Saterhulk?

BakedLotion9/30/2015, 6:54:55 PM1 votes

I want it to be played in the LCS so it gets nerfs. No lcs big plays if they're farming lel

The Loveless9/30/2015, 7:58:00 PM1 votes

God Mode enabled.

THESuperStuntMan9/30/2015, 8:11:15 PM1 votes

so if you're Karthus jungle with 1k AP, Sated Runeglaive with 100 charges, and your ult's up, just press that fucking R button and get ready to take a screenshot of that hard-earned penta kill!

yes please.

iainB859/30/2015, 8:50:07 PM1 votes

I am giving Riot the benefit of the doubt they simply didn't want to make a big change like removing devourer right before worlds.

If they keep the item in the game as is after the overwhelming negative feedback about it then they are just flat out being stubborn.

Budupops9/30/2015, 10:22:50 PM1 votes

no ty

WhiskerWow9/30/2015, 11:42:28 PM1 votes

I don't think there's a problem with sated devourer. :/ I mean like it has seen only competitive play sometimes, and in my opinion, it's about as good as the other enchants.

I think it's more of the frustration of playing against Master Yis and Fizzs. It's the perfect item for snowbally ad people who can steamroll late-game, which is why people don't like it. (I didn't read the thread much, sorry.)