Now the message to Dynamic Queue supporters...
To you all, I actually have something legitimate to say to you guys.
While you've all been keen to defend Dynamic Queue and your ability to rank with friends and say that all the people you know love Dynamic Queue...
All the people you know are your friends. That you play Dynamic Queue with. You don't play with Solo players, and when you do, you're probably not then befriending them and adding them to your group.
And that is the issue.
None of you play the game by yourselves. None of you know how much it fucking sucks to just spend some alone time playing the game because you just don't fucking do it. You don't stand behind Solo-Queue for the sole reason you don't fucking play it.
It is not because Solo-Queue was bad. It is not because Solo-Queue had issues. You simply didn't play the game alone.
Solo-Queue supporters on the other hand don't just hate Dynamic-Queue because we don't play with friends - on the contrary, I used to play with friends all the time. In normals. Which is made to play with friends.
We fucking hate Dynamic-Queue because it is toxic. It is pointless. It measures nothing. And most of all, it takes out the last vestige of pure individuality from the game.
Do you know why I cannot stand - borderline hate - the people who stand with Dynamic-Queue being here? Do you know why? You probably don't because if you did, you would never make this argument again.
But hell, let's just spell it out. This is your guys' reasoning for Dynamic-Queue:
"I prefer Dynamic Queue. I like playing with my friends."
........................................... Did you expect more? Oh, there's no more. That's it. That's the extent of it.
If you don't understand what that translates to:
"I like Dynamic Queue purely subjectively and am willing to ruin the experiences of multitudes of others for it."
You're all fucking sociopathic.
We, the people who support solo-queue, have argued over and over and over and over and over and over and over the numerous issues with Dynamic Queue. And you defend it simply because it lets you do one thing you could do before? Fuck you! You are actually ruining the game for numerous people just because it expands your fucking territory!
Solo-Queue isn't just a fucking preference you jackasses. It is an argued fact that it is meant to measure the skill of a person. There is already a place to measure the skill of a team, and it is team ranked. Solo-Queue has a purpose. It has always had a fucking purpose. Dynamic Queue has no fucking purpose. 3 players isn't a team. 4 players isn't a team. There is no fucking "team competitive experience" to be had in Dynamic Queue as much as Riot wants to try and argue that. Just because you're a 4-man premade doesn't bring you up to be a team - it brings you up to be a fucking group of 4 with one man short of a full game. You measure nothing in this queue.
But that's not even really the issue here. It isn't. That's really not the main reason I hate you guys.
The main reason is you're inconsiderate.
Which, yeah, you're probably laughing that I've said that. Go for it. I wouldn't be surprised because, taking into account how inconsiderate you've all been, you've probably never considered just how much of assholes you've all been. If you can take a step back from petting your own ego, then I'll explain the ultimate fault in all of you:
Normals exist.
Normals allow you to play with your friends whenever and however you want. You will always have a queue to join in and play with your friends in.
There is no solo-queue anymore for people wanting to see how far they've come. It's gone.
And here you all stand. Saying one single argument. "I like dynamic queue - I can play with my friends."
Solo-players have never made demands that you all should never play together. We have always known there is a place for it and have left you to it, live and let live.
And yet you demand we never play alone even when it may just be how we prefer to play.
Toxicity comes in many forms, and you've all just proven that you're just as toxic as everyone else. You just never fucking considered that because - again - you are inconsiderate.
That's the end of it. I'm sure there's half of you lot that will have nothing else to respond with but, "We won't miss you", and I'd laugh as you blindly prove me right again and again. You are the ignorant masses that I have no qualms leaving behind.
To all those who support solo-queue - I'm sorry. We did what we could. Now all that's left is to watch this game whither.