No fun is allowed in this fucking game

Eckheart·Mar 22, 2018·1 votes·646 views

Why the fuck is it when Conqueror comes out and I want to play Darius and have fun in a normal draft game that some bitch ass motherfucker wants to dodge because their champ got taken? Then some chad on the other team bans Darius because no fun is allowed. Then I dodge and wait 5 minutes. I get top and lock in Darius. The enemy mid takes Kat from our mid lane and they dodge because their champ is taken. Next lobby the enemy team bans darius and I dodge and get a 15 minute timer. Why the fuck does this game fucking exist to ruin my fun. Fun Is not fucking allowed. Where the fuck is team builder. Fuck. [darius-angry]

You think I don't know I'm a hypocrite I'm trying to play a game and have fun. Being literally unable to play a game and have fun because people want to have fun is funception.

11 Comments

ModWulf HelhammerMar 22, 201810 votes

Soooooo, you're upset that people dodge when their champion they wanted to play gets picked, but then you dodge twice when yours gets banned

YokoNomiMar 22, 20185 votes

[{quoted}](name=The Wolf King,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=ab05GIJN,comment-id=0003,timestamp=2018-03-22T19:57:23.323+0000)

Soooooo, you're upset that people dodge when they're champion they wanted to play gets picked, but then you dodge twice when yours gets banned

Hypocrisy doesn't exist in the eyes of blissful ignorance.

RewtMar 22, 20181 votes

Irony i·ro·ny ˈīrənē/ noun

EckheartMar 22, 20181 votes

[{quoted}](name=The Wolf King,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=ab05GIJN,comment-id=0003,timestamp=2018-03-22T19:57:23.323+0000)

Soooooo, you're upset that people dodge when their champion they wanted to play gets picked, but then you dodge twice when yours gets banned

That's not the problem. The fact that people abuse being in a past lobby and banning a champion is toxic it's basically another version of ghosting.

Dark NephthysMar 22, 20181 votes

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That's not the problem. The fact that people abuse being in a past lobby and banning a champion is toxic it's basically another version of ghosting.

It could also be the fact that Darius is a very high ban rate champion who is only going to get even stronger thanks to that new rune. Honestly, he would be my top ban list champion if I didn't have such a hatred for Nasus but if Nasus is already banned then I auto ban Darius. (Though I only really ban Darius if I am going top lane. I don't mind Darius's Mid/Late game or team fighting, just lanning against him is not fun at all and ruins any hope for the early game.)

HalcyonDwellerMar 22, 20181 votes

Don't take it so personally, lots of people ban Darius because they don't like playing against him.

If you're afraid of being ghosted just exit queue whenever somebody else dodges, wait a few minutes, then queue up again. You won't get the same 8-9 players that way, so there's no way the other team could know to ban Darius just because of you.