@RiotRepertoir How Do You....
What circle of hell did you venture to in order gain the power to simultaneously conquer Germany, master mahjong, memorize King Lear, learn the last digit of pi, become WWE World Heavyweight champion, write your own theme music, star in a TV sitcom, figure out KFC's secret recipe, do your job AND respond to the community??? Where did you obtain this power!?!?!?!
It's quite simple. Eat everyone who did those things.