"Don't worry guyz, I'm a SMURF!"

True, another possible translation is : "i don't actually give a damn about this game b/c I've already reached my desired rank on my main"

"I play insert off-meta champ in an off meta lane here because I don't need the meta to win against gold scrubs! Trust me, I diamond on main account." Feeds ass off "Whatever, I wasn't really trying anyway, this is just a smurf account, ggez, report jg no ganks."

Smurfing is toxic to the Rank system but riot does not seem to understand that

while hovering Yasuo double dodge

Thanks for the advice.

Famous last words