I love it when Riot gives me boosted neanderthals in my promos...
2/11/2 Katarina
1/6/0 Cait who wouldn't stop pushing the lane because she doesn't understand the concept of lane freezing and would just AA repeatedly until a minion died and she either killed it or missed the CS.
Sion played like a mage with his stun and refused to peel or engage.
Wukong was the only other decent player, and he actually won his lane.
But yeah, thanks Riot. Thanks for pairing me with people that genuinely leave me puzzled as to how they even function in real life.
. You will stay in that elo unless you practice good habits. No gold support goes without building it in the game.