Throws are just so aggravating

So here's the scenario, and it happens AT LEAST twice a day, we have a pretty good game, evenish. No one is really in the lead we both knock down each others towers and we get into a jungle engagement, which my team wins. Now all of their champs are dead, and we have between 30-40 seconds to do anything we want, and since the enemy team has maybe 2 end towers up I ping to end the game. Simple right? Nope. There are always 2-3 retards who DEMAND on going to baron, at which point the enemy team pops back up, kills us and them, and wins. And it never fails, it's a clear free win right there, but no.

And than there's the other scenario, where my team is WAYYYYYYYYY in the lead, and the top and jg decide that they want to fuck around instead of ending the game, resulting in them playfully dying 10x a piece of throwing the game.

What I'm really trying to say is someone please make a live chucky that goes around and punches these people in the head for wasting our collective time, thank you.