Riot Ice cream, the most successful ice cream shop in the world.

Win1Ocent·4/24/2016, 12:28:09 PM·64 votes·3,190 views

Riot Ice Cream has just opened up!! Joy to the world! The news spread across the land, "have you tried this delicious ice cream?" the people asked. No said the people and tried it and spread the word even more. Riot Ice Cream, serves 2 different kinds of ice creams, one for the ice cream enthusiast (only served to 1 person, 2 people MAX) and one for the more casual gourmet (best shared with a group of friends). People all around the world longed for the great ice cream and everyone was happy.

But Riot Ice Cream noticed a problem, a lot of the casual gourmets never dared to try the more daring ice cream. So Riot Ice Cream sent out surveys across the land, wondering if people would try the more daring ice cream if they could share it with other people. The people said yes, but Riot Ice Cream thought the daring ice cream was too daring and decided to mix it with the casual ice cream into a new BETTER flavour. What a great idea, said Riot Ice Cream. For some unknown reason, Riot Ice Cream never realized they had changed the way their daring ice cream tastes forever.

Come try this brand new flavor, said Riot Ice Cream. The best of two worlds COMBINED! Perfect for the enthusiast and casual gourmet, eat it alone or eat it with friends. "What is that you say enthusiasts?" said Riot Ice Cream, "you don't like the new taste?". What a shame, we thought this was a smashing success, said Riot Ice Cream.

Riot Ice Cream was in a pickle, how will we solve this...? "I know", said the janitor of Riot Ice Cream. We bring back the old ice cream and keep the new combined flavor as well! "Great idea", said Riot Ice Cream.

The people are now longing for the day when their old ice cream comes back again, as Riot Ice Cream had promised.

Mmmm, delicious old ice cream. Riot, WE WANT OUR OLD ICE CREAM!!!!!!

33 Comments

Fovere4/24/2016, 2:00:16 PM32 votes

eyes the gelato shop across the street

LegacyDAP4/24/2016, 8:38:30 PM18 votes

As soon as I read "there's only 2 flavors." I kind of knew where this was going.

Smitty Manjensen4/24/2016, 10:49:41 PM10 votes

I legit thought Riot opened a ice cream shop at first lol.

WacingTheFind4/24/2016, 9:10:49 PM10 votes

criticizing Dynamic intensifies.

Hardstuck G44/24/2016, 12:33:36 PM6 votes

It took me so long to realize what you were talking about, oh my god xD

billxx4/25/2016, 2:08:52 PM5 votes

Lol good analogy.

CoTheSlow4/25/2016, 5:20:30 AM5 votes

All this made me do was think of League characters as ice cream Zyra - Vine Lasher Liquorice Jinx - Pop Rocks and rainbow swirl Lulu - It tastes Purple Lux Syndra - The DeLux Triple Scoop

.... now I feel we need ice cream skins curse you!

shyv4/24/2016, 10:00:51 PM3 votes

dynamic queue is shit but this analogy is weird

Win1Ocent4/24/2016, 3:13:33 PM3 votes

OLD ICE CREAM WHERe?!

The Deckowner4/25/2016, 4:17:35 AM2 votes

rito care more about the profit of selling ice cream cone than people enjoying the ice cream

Old Man Teeto4/25/2016, 3:47:21 AM2 votes

Riot Ice Cream shop has many other brands! Some for those who prefer smaller icecream, others who don't mind any flavor they get, and now a weekly rotating ice cream flavor!

But they shut down that one not so Dominating flavor, for it was too different and took too much maintenance to keep producing.

Jacknife4/25/2016, 4:05:49 AM2 votes

I never understood why they had to combine the two kinds of ice cream, I mean it's not like they were mutually exclusive. You could have one, and on rare days where your friends weren't busy you could have the other. It get's tough to... keep your taste buds accustomed to ice cream when the experience is dulled down by other people, and you become less of an ice cream enthusiast when you can just have your friends... finish what ice cream you couldn't eat.

(Ice cream metaphors are hard...)

Win1Ocent4/25/2016, 7:40:19 AM2 votes

I can't stand waiting for this delicious old ice cream.

Monsta Moo4/25/2016, 11:29:31 AM2 votes

[slayer-pantheon-popcorn]

CasterGilgamesh4/25/2016, 8:21:34 PM1 votes

This same ice cream shop tried get people to understand how to get people to share this why said flavors where combined and then all the ice cream elitist would never quite down even they know this said ice cream shop has too much pride in their work to ever do anything but move forward

Zedex4/25/2016, 12:09:13 PM1 votes

Excuse me, explain how you fuckwads think that Team play is more casual then solo-tilt-queue?

Are you all seriously that inflated on ego's that you think they balance this game around solo play? They balance it around teamplay, which is what the game is built upon! This is why they're trying to force DQ on you. Ass hats like half the supporters in this thread fail to realize solo queue is a practice area for the big leagues.

Fucking halfwits, all of you. These boards give me literal cancer every moment I see another one of these cringe worthy DQ hate threads.

Go plays HoTs you fucking prats

SexyGamer4/25/2016, 2:16:15 AM1 votes

Hmm i've heard a similar story somewhere else except instead of ice cream, it was curry.

SkyBlade794/25/2016, 3:32:52 PM1 votes

The ice cream was a little too salty for my taste.

PbJMpP4xzk4/25/2016, 3:43:13 PM1 votes

this comment made my day for multiple reason, the best reason is that maybe with this simplified version of why alot of peoples want soloQ will reach some simple minded peoples who still think the daring is the only ice cream that should exist i say NO to them.

Fovere4/25/2016, 4:18:18 PM1 votes

Sounds like someone needs an extra helping of sprinkles

CasterGilgamesh4/25/2016, 8:15:40 PM1 votes

The same can be said with another kinda deal this ice cream shop had you got unlimited toppings for free but this was removed then people complained and would never shut up about it until suddenly it was brought back only to have many many people complain saying it wasn't good they wanted certain toppings removed from that deal

MrWasjig4/25/2016, 9:00:21 AM1 votes

A fresh take on the "Fuck Dynamic Q" agenda. (licks ice cream) Urrgh, takes like...lies...bleck. Have an upvote regardless Sir! https://media.giphy.com/media/6Ppn6rE37j248/giphy.gif