The saddest tale.
I can see
Yes!
There is this phantom throwing javelins at people.
Getting multiple kills with no effort whatsoever, even on what some people would consider the highest level of play.
Most of the people hated her, yet the Crowd loved her.
All you can hear was a fellow known as Jatt screaming LCSBigPlays in the background.
This female trully had a glorious future ahead of her.
But it wasn't enough.
This Phantom trully had the Crowd on her side.
Every champion was mean to her, no matter how hard she carried them.
"fuck off, I had my daily dose of cancer already", this Spartan wannabe told her.
"you are not the brightest, are you?", a Demacian blondie said.
"I'm sure you will find love one day, but that day is not today", her Brother added.
"don't worry, Braum loves everyone the same", a Muscular Norseman told her
"Thank you Braum, you trully are the kindest" she replied
"just fucking kidding, no one likes cancer"
She was depressed.
How could it be?
Every time she took a step forward, two steps backwards would follow.
But she heard something that excited her.
A Challenge to prove her Worth.
"looks like CertainlyT is designing a new adc"
and so it was.
It was fucking disgusting, the new adc was slaughtering everyone while the Institute of War Riot kept telling everyone he was a new balanced addition to the league everyone would sure love.
"Maybe if I can beat the new champion, I will have the Crowd again, and with the Crowd, maybe the Hearts will follow this time", she told herself.
And so she did, she seeked to challenge the new champion.
They fought for 3 days and 3 nights.
But it looks like 3 knock ups, 2 revive passives and 1 200% atk speed steroid is too much to handle, even for the Cancer Kangaroo herself.
She lost the only thing that could have given her what she wanted the most.
LOVE Suddenly everyone stops buying her Blood Moon skin.
There simply is no point anymore, her base model looks really bad, people were buying the skin just so they could abuse their freelo with style.
She doesn't sell anymore.
"Looks like her passive is really frustrating to deal with, so we are nerfing the Fate's Call range from 1400 units to 1375."
"OMG OVERNERF WTF" threads hit the Gameplay&Balance board one after the other.
She is no longer FotM.
She lost everything she had.
She once seeked love.
Now she seeks vengeance.
Yes... Kalista... that was our name.
http://i.imgur.com/XVOImBL.jpg
7 days.