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Why is the balance team so terrible?

Sm0k3McCl0ud·1/3/2016, 3:07:57 AM·7 votes·3,075 views

Well, why is riots balance team so awful? I thought morello was bad at balance, and he was, but at this point I would take a chimpanzee mashing a keyboard to balance this game better then anyone at riot can.

What it would look like if riot did boats. http://o.aolcdn.com/dims-shared/dims3/GLOB/legacy_thumbnail/800x450/format/jpg/quality/85/http://www.blogcdn.com/www.autoblog.com/media/2006/07/cougarace.jpg

What it looks like when riot does motorcycles http://lizjansen.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Decew-Falls-Bike.jpg

What it looks like when riot is in control of a school bus https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://media.mlive.com/muskegonchronicle/photo/9796591-large.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.mlive.com/news/muskegon/index.ssf/2011/07/ready_to_edit_migrant_student.html&h=251&w=380&tbnid=-iu_KQLmAvlEHM:&docid=ca9Zz1ANGFhhNM&ei=zpGIVpipH4qTmQH507-4Dw&tbm=isch&ved=0ahUKEwiYyNWW1ozKAhWKSSYKHfnpD_cQMwglKAkwCQ

What it looks like when riot does deliveries https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/kikn.com/files/2014/06/truck-with-beer-630x472.jpg&imgrefurl=http://kikn.com/beer-truck-driver-crashes-on-i-29-the-driver-had-non-life-threatening-injuries-but-many-bud-lights-were-taken-before-their-time/&h=472&w=630&tbnid=cNuvc7JNGwB35M:&docid=hHkkxF9u2g0k3M&ei=zpGIVpipH4qTmQH507-4Dw&tbm=isch&ved=0ahUKEwiYyNWW1ozKAhWKSSYKHfnpD_cQMwg6KBYwFg

What happens when riot tries to park a car http://www.gannett-cdn.com/-mm-/efea3b64889580c26a83d76f9d0c1f7050a99ea6/c=95-0-4154-3047&r=x404&c=534x401/local/-/media/USATODAY/USATODAY/2014/04/08//1396968228000-AP-CORRECTION-Smart-Car-Van.jpg

What the jelly bean jar at riots office looks like http://image.shutterstock.com/z/stock-photo-a-glass-jar-tipped-over-spilling-its-jelly-beans-126133757.jpg

What happened when riot went rafting? (Note this was on a placid lake) http://www.lakesiderentalsmccall.com/wordpress/wp-content/gallery/archive/whitewater-raft-tipping-over.jpg

23 Comments

Stained Spear1/3/2016, 3:23:20 AM4 votes

I think the pics are trying to tell you something. Perhaps you are a bit tilted? Man you set yourself up for that one.

undesirable team1/3/2016, 3:11:25 AM2 votes

They're trying their best. Learn to play the game bro, sure the meta is always focussed toward the most OP champs, but you know, try to play against them. Don't just make random QQ threads to try to prove you're salty.

darkmatchwaldo1/3/2016, 4:39:20 AM2 votes

How about you try balancing 120+ champions and god knows how many items. It's easy to talk shit about them, but i know for a fact you couldn't do any better.

NoobLearninGame1/3/2016, 3:40:25 AM1 votes

So you were previously banned?

Dominick Destine1/3/2016, 3:45:04 AM1 votes

I liked the boat image.

Austinodood1/3/2016, 4:00:22 AM1 votes

than*

ZephyrDrake1/3/2016, 4:01:17 AM1 votes

so you just tell us that they are bad and then show us a bunch of pictures? no telling us why they are bad or how they could improve? just "they are terrible! here are some dumb pictures that have very little to do in common but i think they are funny... maybe"? sorry but you are giving us no reason to believe you are correct and all you have accomplished is making yourself look like a complete idiot

MagicDragon3001/3/2016, 4:05:51 AM1 votes

Not even Kha'Zix can adapt through this saltstorm.

The Deckowner1/3/2016, 4:17:39 AM1 votes

if i add some chlorine in this post what will i get?

Athenes Lulu1/3/2016, 4:26:07 AM1 votes

http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/five-nights-at-freddys-fanon/images/d/d4/Son-this-is-bait.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20150617224821

I chuckled at the quality of this post, though, I like it.

Revolvus1/3/2016, 3:26:05 AM1 votes

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