So...Why does Akali Even Exist?
She's Unfun: The champion. Either she gets fed early, picks up Hextech Revolver, then is unkillable for the rest of the game, or she just farms under turret, until she hits six, then ruins the game for everyone else playing it. Akali's on your team? Too bad, you didn't need any more kills.
Akali's on their team? Well, might as well surrender right now, because there's nothing that's going to happen anymore.
Am I being a salty little turd? Sure. Am I bronze? Yes. Does that matter? No. Akali is an Unhealthy Champion and Archetype with no actual nerfs that have done anything significant to her in the past two years that I've been playing. No matter what's come along, A select few Champions have been at the top, and the Queen among them all is Akali.
Free Spellvamp and Bonus Damage through her passive, just for Building like she normally would. Damage Burst from Q Procs, A Stealth that can be negated, sure, but you have to sacrifice vision control elsewhere to do so, then AOE damage and to top it all off, a Dash that does HUGE burst damage, as well as resets when she gets a kill, Again, not something hard for her to do. All this, for the low, low, low price of not being mana gated in the SLIGHTEST, instead she gets energy to spend, which regenerates at an appalling rate, and doesn't apply to her Ultimate in the slightest.
Can we just stop and admit to ourselves here that Akali is a terribly designed champion already? Admitting it is the First step to Recovery.
xD!