Concerning the stupidity of league player, aka bronzetards. (D2 and below)

Zelorxon··2 votes·263 views

This is for EUW the week where you get up to 450% of your ip if you play with a 5-man premade.

You have games of all kinds, of all elos and with all kinds of players, some you win, some you lose but that's the normal average of league, retards that tell you "who cares to push mid" when you're trying to "shotcall" (read: giving common sense advices that should be obvious and already in our built-in rationality).

But the last game, the last game was GLORIOUS.

Usually most people, engage in what we call a 7-min loss, a game where you give a free win on purpose so you farm the IP faster, of course riot since they are fucking snitches they want you to report those games for some reason, i don't play those games since there is no fun for me in them, but this forced the so called "trolls" that play this way to find another astonishing way.

THE 5 MAN TP.

they legit played with 5 tps and push mid, now, the strange thing is that if league players were just a tiny bit smarter, they would realize like most do, that the bot turret falls faster, so if you push bot you can end the game much sooner and still in the 7 minutes limit. What happened? as soon as i saw what they were up to, i immediately crafted a plan for my team: GUYS, LET'S PUSH BOT, BOT TURRET HAS LESS ARMOR AND FALLS FASTER.

I got ignored.

The game was a 10 minute fiesta of retards running around like headless chickens doing anything you could imagine (if), the enemy team comp was SO BAD and their strat SO BAD that if my team actually came bot we could have turned around the game and snatched an easy 7 minutes win since they were so tunneled mid they ignored everything else and they just ran it down mid™ like human zzrots.

I said several times that up to diamond2 a human zzrot is more than enough, and 0 damage tryndamere is worth more than any league player (except high elo and pro play) i've ever seen, low diamond included.

They ended the game and we couldn't do NOTHING.

I didn't reported them, they deserved to win and the 4 retards in my team to lose. And this is the first time in my league experience that i actually got beaten by a smarter enemy team by their own merit. Too bad they immediately left the lobby since they thought we were gonna flame them, i just wanted to tell them to push bot the next time.

Let that sink in for a second.

1 Comments

MagicFlyingLlama1 votes

Bot is a way longer lane. Travel time defeats the benefit of weaker turrets.

Also this sounds hilarious, nothing like this seems to exist in NA, but i did see this in a draft game the other night.

Soraka utterly crushed gankplank in lane. http://i.imgur.com/Yqt92mi.jpg?1

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