Mordekaiser: Facerolling at its best

So, after a humiliating defeat at the hands of a Mordekaiser & Leona bot, I decided to buy him and give him a try. Take into account that this is my point of view from having never played Mordekaiser before and not even knowing what his kit did before entering the game.

Rito, WTF were you thinking? I won this game EASY just facerolling and I have absolutely no merit other than picking a totally and inexcusably broken champion. I picked Mordekaiser and asked a friend to duo with me with a tanky champ, so he picked Taric. We totally dominated lane to the point where we could just tower dive the opponents with little to no repercussion. My 2 deaths are the result of all 5 enemy champions converging to my lane in frustration, which I totally understand. Ridiculous. So of course seeing that they could literally do nothing, they surrendered at 20 mins. Not only is his kit completely overloaded but playing him takes no skill at all. W your buddy, chase an enemy Q-E-R AA AA AA BAM! You got yourself a ghost. And I didn't even get a dragon so I don't even know how that factors in on top of all this. I feel so dirty, imma go take a long shower while crying in a fetal position.

TL;DR: You don't feed Mordekaiser, Mordekaiser feeds himself.