Let's try this new hip thing!

From the makers of "Upgrade your fucking trinkets" comes a whole new, hip, cool thing that's all the rage to do! It's called "Following your fucking lane"!

If your lane is gallivanting off into your own jungle to take your jungler's camps and whatnot, why not follow them? It only makes sense - after all, your jungle is closer to your turrets and is more dangerous for the enemy by default. They have to travel a longer distance to get to safety! And if you allow your enemies to just go running around your jungle and harass your jungler, why, that deprives your jungler of any chance in hell they can do anything - after all, 1v3 is no way to go. And your jungler isn't in a safe place if his jungle's under enemy control - after all, if they're free to roam about your own jungle, then what's to stop them from just freely roaming about your entire side of the map? You could be freely ganked and dove at any time, and you wouldn't have an escape at all!

And your jungler can't just ward everything - he can only place 3. That's less than the amount of bushes in the jungle. There's just no way to cover everything!

So be a dear. Follow your fucking lane when they decide to go fuck with your jungler. You stupid jackasses.