guys... guys... what in the actual fuck?

tooo spicy··1 votes·1,325 views

Holy mother of jesus. I lost 4 ranked games in a row. I already posted about how all of those games were basically impossible games.

There is simply NO way to carry these bronze or silver players. They spoonfeed the enemy team. And by spoonfeed, I mean SPOONFEED. There is absolutely. Nothing. I can do. To win these games. It's me, 1 fed guy, against 3+ fed guys.

I am in awe. Got fed as Vayne. Got fed as Jax. But nothing works. There is nothing I can do. There is just no power in my champion to out carry 3+ fed enemy champions who always seem to be smurfing or decent or good players.

The only excuse I have is that I played adc, and my support was retarded every time. Teemo to lux to afk.

I don't know what kind of reset happened but this ain't right.

Sigh, here goes another game.

[zombie-nunu-bummed]

edit: I won a game finally, had to take vayne top against nasus and bitch at my jungler to counter gank. Sigh, the amount of bitching I have to do to get these players to be half useful is too much

38 Comments

RobbieFry134 votes

You may be really awesome at video games, but your post and responses make it pretty clear you are shit at being a decent human being. If you would work on how to talk to your team mates instead of "bitching" at them you might find you have more success. GL HF

tooo spicy1 votes

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You may be really awesome at video games, but your post and responses make it pretty clear you are shit at being a decent human being. If you would work on how to talk to your team mates instead of "bitching" at them you might find you have more success. GL HF

You sound uneducated. That's okay, nothing wrong being the bottom 50.

Ralanr5 votes

And you're only proving him right.

redniwediS3 votes

Sounds like you need to learn some anti-tilt strategies. I always take a break after a tough game, or a hard loss, to prevent any emotions from one game carrying over to the next. Even a victory can lead to a loss, due to overconfidence.

It's always best to start every single game fresh, so work on finding out what works for you.

You're obviously a very emotional person. Don't let that blind you to the fact that you're being placed with these people because you're around their skill level. You're not some god trapped among the mortals, you're a low rank player with an inflated opinion of yourself. Learn to transition a lead into a victory and then we'll talk.

tooo spicy1 votes

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Sounds like you need to learn some anti-tilt strategies. I always take a break after a tough game, or a hard loss, to prevent any emotions from one game carrying over to the next. Even a victory can lead to a loss, due to overconfidence.

It's always best to start every single game fresh, so work on finding out what works for you.

You're obviously a very emotional person. Don't let that blind you to the fact that you're being placed with these people because you're around their skill level. You're not some god trapped among the mortals, you're a low rank player with an inflated opinion of yourself. Learn to transition a lead into a victory and then we'll talk.

I don't need to learn jack shit. I already know this game enough as is. What I don't know is how the fuck do I win when I have 3 kills as adc but the enemy mid laner has 9 kills and top lane has 5 kills. And the answer is you fucking don't. You bend over and accept fate.

redniwediS3 votes

Some things you can't change. Your job is to focus on the things you can.

And that is quite clearly not what you are doing.

CerealBoxOfDoom2 votes

gitgud

Calabok1 votes

So how's the weather today? any important news?

Dêcoy1 votes

You got fed as Vayne and Jax? So u play those those champions, huh? Like...Im not surprised seeing salty thread from you then. I mean, that's what Jax and Vayne players do, right? They try to 1v9 the game and when they can't, they blame enemy team...

Only piece of advice I can throw you is go watch Hashinshin's stream. He is as toxic good on Jax as anyone and he also blames his team has team issues as well as you. Sounds like a good place for you to learn how Jax works :D

tooo spicy1 votes

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You got fed as Vayne and Jax? So u play those those champions, huh? Like...Im not surprised seeing salty thread from you then. I mean, that's what Jax and Vayne players do, right? They try to 1v9 the game and when they can't, they blame enemy team...

Only piece of advice I can throw you is go watch Hashinshin's stream. He is as toxic good on Jax as anyone and he also blames his team has team issues as well as you. Sounds like a good place for you to learn how Jax works :D

You watch those streams? no wonder you sound uneducated

Dêcoy1 votes

No, I don't. I watch IWD's videos, where he owns hashinshin's ass, because Hash has no idea how this game works. LS even made a video about this fool, pointing out what he can to win lane, instead of losing it on his own. That's why I know who Hashinshin is. Ow, and there was video about him on League Recap channel.

Finn Teh Human1 votes

I didn't realize that flex would mush together different elos. I was the only Platinum in the two games I played and didn't realize it (but wondered why my teams were bad) until our Ekko said "I'm Bronze guys, but don't worry I'm not bad". As he goes 0/4/0 in lane lol. It's only flex tho, no biggie imo.

RobbieFry131 votes

I'm not an expert, but I think there was a bulletin that said that there were some special situations going on during preseason. I think they called it a "soft reset" of ranks bc they have changed some much w/ Flex And solo queue. Basically don't sweat it things should balance out when the next season is underway.

Aurelius Maximus1 votes

you only have room to bitch if you made 0 mistakes which i doubt. Play your best bc thats all you can do anyway

tooo spicy1 votes

[{quoted}](name=Owl My Heart,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=UEEaYqR4,comment-id=0005,timestamp=2016-11-10T17:45:49.805+0000)

you only have room to bitch if you made 0 mistakes which i doubt. Play your best bc thats all you can do anyway

Not like I said I'm number 1. But as a decent mid gold player, NO THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO TO WIN THESE FUCKING GAMES,

FioraWillCarry1 votes

[{quoted}](name=tooo spicy,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=UEEaYqR4,comment-id=,timestamp=2016-11-10T17:18:10.848+0000) There is simply NO way to carry these bronze or silver players.

Sounds like you were boosted. Any Gold player would know how to carry Bronze and Silver players. How do you think they are Gold in the first place ? You're Gold 3 and complaining about being unable to carry Bronze players. Sounds really fishy to me.

tooo spicy1 votes

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Sounds like you were boosted. Any Gold player would know how to carry Bronze and Silver players. How do you think they are Gold in the first place ? You're Gold 3 and complaining about being unable to carry Bronze players. Sounds really fishy to me.

Dude. Last game. I was 5/0 top vayne. But guess what. Enemy Ezreal bot lane has 10 kills. And enemy Sona has 4 kills. Enemy jungle comes top. I kill him too. But doesn't matter. Because Orianna has 7 kills. And. Do you know what else? YOU CAN'T 1 VS 5 IN THIS GAME Even though I did so much more damage then any other 1.5x the cs of the enemy adc Be the only player on the team to take down 3 towers Even though I outplayed these players so hard that they invite me to join their clubs YOU CAN'T 1 VS 5 IN THIS GAME And that simply means I can't win by my own effort

FioraWillCarry1 votes

[{quoted}](name=tooo spicy,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=UEEaYqR4,comment-id=00060000,timestamp=2016-11-10T18:12:28.018+0000)

Dude. Last game. I was 5/0 top vayne. But guess what. Enemy Ezreal bot lane has 10 kills. And enemy Sona has 4 kills. Enemy jungle comes top. I kill him too. But doesn't matter. Because Orianna has 7 kills. And. Do you know what else? YOU CAN'T 1 VS 5 IN THIS GAME Even though I did so much more damage then any other 1.5x the cs of the enemy adc Be the only player on the team to take down 3 towers Even though I outplayed these players so hard that they invite me to join their clubs YOU CAN'T 1 VS 5 IN THIS GAME And that simply means I can't win by my own effort

How did you get to Gold 3 then ?

tooo spicy1 votes

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How did you get to Gold 3 then ?

I just play and hit plat every season. It's almost like I don't want to hit plat but then I kind of end up getting it anyway because it's that easy.

to answer your question, I just play. Didn't play much last season and this is my lowest account right now so I can explore the preseason with it. Oh this is my banned account that was in diamond before. woops.

FioraWillCarry1 votes

[{quoted}](name=tooo spicy,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=UEEaYqR4,comment-id=0006000000000000,timestamp=2016-11-10T18:49:28.095+0000)

I just play and hit plat every season. It's almost like I don't want to hit plat but then I kind of end up getting it anyway because it's that easy.

Let me see if I got this right. You start out at Plat and fall to Gold ? So you've never had to climb to Gold from Bronze then ?

tooo spicy1 votes

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Let me see if I got this right. You start out at Plat and fall to Gold ? So you've never had to climb to Gold from Bronze then ?

Are you stupid?

I've never been to bronze. I don't get to stay in silver. The gold account that I am on right now, I just played and ended up having 93% win rate or something like that playing Ezreal, lost like 1 in 20 or so games. Every time I hit plat, I decay down to Gold 5 again, and do that all over. I don't know why. Life just happened that way.

FioraWillCarry1 votes

[{quoted}](name=tooo spicy,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=UEEaYqR4,comment-id=000600000000000000000000,timestamp=2016-11-10T18:56:25.527+0000)

Are you stupid?

Ooh Kaaay....You're one of those people huh.

There was a reason I asked since I know what the problem might be but since you wanna be an asshole, I don't care about you or you fuckin problems anymore. Keep losing scrub. Oh and I reported your post.

tooo spicy1 votes

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Ooh Kaaay....You're one of those people huh.

There was a reason I asked since I know what the problem might be but since you wanna be an asshole, I don't care about you or you fuckin problems anymore. Keep losing scrub. Oh and I reported your post.

Bye bye moron. Reported also.

FioraWillCarry1 votes

[{quoted}](name=tooo spicy,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=UEEaYqR4,comment-id=00060000000000000000000000000000,timestamp=2016-11-10T19:26:51.649+0000)

Bye bye moron. Reported also.

I didn't insult you. I was rather civil so your reports are invalid.

BTW reported this post too.

Feed Me Laddie2 votes

plus vayne top hahahahaa

RobbieFry131 votes

1.) if you can't "win by your own effort" how do other people do it? I mean there are other gold and Higher players, they must be winning some how or everyone would be bronze. 2.) I am a noob but even I have seen a vayne carry 1v5 at least a half dozen times for a penta (in fairness most of those were normals). Maybe you are only good at 1v1 or at least you are not as good w/ vayne as you think you are.

tooo spicy1 votes

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1.) if you can't "win by your own effort" how do other people do it? I mean there are other gold and Higher players, they must be winning some how or everyone would be bronze. 2.) I am a noob but even I have seen a vayne carry 1v5 at least a half dozen times for a penta (in fairness most of those were normals). Maybe you are only good at 1v1 or at least you are not as good w/ vayne as you think you are.

You are bronze 2, please don't comment until you get enough brain capacity to peel a banana.

FioraWillCarry1 votes

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1.) if you can't "win by your own effort" how do other people do it? I mean there are other gold and Higher players, they must be winning some how or everyone would be bronze. 2.) I am a noob but even I have seen a vayne carry 1v5 at least a half dozen times for a penta (in fairness most of those were normals). Maybe you are only good at 1v1 or at least you are not as good w/ vayne as you think you are.

He is a troll. Don't bother taking him seriously. Just report him and move on.

Zelorxon1 votes

GOLD PLAYERS KNOWING ANYTHING PPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTT AHAHAHAHAHAHAHIUDFHGFHGDFHHAHAHAHAHAHA

10/10 made me kek

Critmaster Garen1 votes

why arent people just waiting 3 or 4 weeks until most of the players have sorted themselves out? your own fault to que up on literally the second day after a ranked reset.

what the fuck were you expecting?

tooo spicy1 votes

[{quoted}](name=Critmaster Garen,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=UEEaYqR4,comment-id=0008,timestamp=2016-11-10T18:14:50.997+0000)

why arent people just waiting 3 or 4 weeks until most of the players have sorted themselves out? your own fault to que up on literally the second day after a ranked reset.

what the fuck were you expecting?

nothing, I'm on my smurf and I don't really care. Just want to farm more IP so I can buy champions and runes.

It's hilarious watch these board clowns say this and that tho.

[slayer-pantheon-popcorn]

Critmaster Garen1 votes

[{quoted}](name=tooo spicy,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=UEEaYqR4,comment-id=00080000,timestamp=2016-11-10T18:17:57.640+0000)

nothing, I'm on my smurf and I don't really care. Just want to farm more IP so I can buy champions and runes.

then why are you so triggered?

either you give a fuck or you dont. if you dont, just play arams or normals. its the same shit, but at least you dont lose lp.

tooo spicy1 votes

[{quoted}](name=Critmaster Garen,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=UEEaYqR4,comment-id=000800000000,timestamp=2016-11-10T18:19:33.187+0000)

then why are you so triggered?

either you give a fuck or you dont. if you dont, just play arams or normals. its the same shit, but at least you dont lose lp.

Look at this board clown. Hue.

Feed Me Laddie1 votes

you sound bronze yourself lmao

tooo spicy1 votes

[{quoted}](name=Blame le jungle,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=UEEaYqR4,comment-id=0009,timestamp=2016-11-10T18:46:16.329+0000)

you sound bronze yourself lmao

yeah yeah I'm bronze and you are a board clown. Entertain me.

Feed Me Laddie1 votes

if you need entertainment look at your match history HAHAHA

tooo spicy1 votes

[{quoted}](name=Blame le jungle,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=UEEaYqR4,comment-id=000900000000,timestamp=2016-11-10T18:49:30.459+0000)

if you need entertainment look at your match history HAHAHA

It's nowhere close to being funny as your face though. LOLOLOL.

Unstoppable Monk1 votes

[{quoted}](name=tooo spicy,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=UEEaYqR4,comment-id=,timestamp=2016-11-10T17:18:10.848+0000)

Holy mother of jesus. I lost 4 ranked games in a row. I already posted about how all of those games were basically impossible games.

Sigh, here goes another game.

You're not wrong. I've had noob jgs fuck up my lane pretty much every game. People need to understand that picking OP jg doesn't mean anything if you're a shitty jg.

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