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TEAM IS OUTRIGHT FUCKING RETARDED BEYOND

tooo spicy·3/26/2017, 9:04:35 AM·42 votes·15,463 views

MY ADC 58 CS LUCIAN VS. ENEMY CAITLYN 130????? SUPPORT IS A FRESH UNRANKED PLAYER WHO HAS 0 GAMES PLAYED I AM GOLD 3 HIGHER THAN AVERAGE MMR BUT MY ENTIRE TEAM IS SILVER EXCEPT ME ENEMY HAS GOLD 1 AND GOLD 2 WHO WERE PLATS IN PREVIOUS SEASONS

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING? HOW IS THIS SHIT EVEN BALANCED REMOTELY AS SOON AS I GET PROMOTED I GET RETARD TEAMMATES FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE GAMES

IT'S NOT JUST ONE OR TWO PLAYERS. MY ENTIRE TEAM IS JUST A BUNCH OF FUCKING COCKROACHES

THEY SPOONFEED SO HARD THAT I KNOW GAME IS OVER 5 MINUTES IN BECAUSE ENEMY HAS 5+ KILLS WTF? I PICK ADC AND MY JUNGLE HECARIM GOES 0/4 SAYS OH WELL GAME OVER ANYWAY AND JUST HANDS OVER BUFFS LIKE SANTA GIFTS THE FUCK?

OH LET'S SEE 0/3 LULU 1/7 TEEMO 2/4 LUCIAN 2/7 XERATH

FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC.

_ EDIT: LISTEN TO THIS KIDS. I JUST HAD TO CARRY A GAME FROM 2 INHIBITORS DOWN (HALF HP NEXUS) AND WE HAD 0 TOWERS. YEAH. 2 INHIBITORS DOWN VS 0 TOWERS. AND WE WON. HOW? BECAUSE I HAD TO CARRY THE FFFFFFFFF OUT OF MY TEAM WHO WERE LEGITIMATELY BORDERLINE RETARED. HOW MANY KILLS? I ENDED 31/8. I HAD TO GO INTO 5 AND KILL ALL OF THEM. LIKE ACTUALLY. NO JOKE. TEAM SCORE?

1/9 SONA 6/10 KOG 8/6 BRAND 1/8 GANGPLANK

AND THIS IS AFTER I TRIED TO GIVE THEM KILLS. THIS ENTIRE TEAM HAD LIKE LESS THAN 10 KILLS TIL 35 MIN. I WAS THE TEAM. ME. NOBODY ELSE. JUST FUCKING ME.

THE ENEMY TOOK 2 BARONS. WE HAD 0 CHANCE OF EVEN STEALING THEM. NO SHIT NO BRAINER. I DIDN'T GIVE A FUCK. THEY COME TO OUR BASE. I GO IN, DELETE 4. MY ENTIRE TEAM FIGHTS THAT 1 REMAINING OPPONENT. THEY HAD 1 JOB AND THEY FUCK UP BY 3 OF THEM DYING. RINSE AND REPEAT. AND FINALLY WE WON AFTER KILLING T1 TOWER TO NEXUS IN ONE GO AFTER 1 ACE (FOR WHICH, ONCE AGAIN, I HAD TO DIVE AND JUST KILL OFF ALL 5). DEAR GOD THANK YOU FOR ENLIGHTENING THEM THAT LISTENING TO MY PING TO GO FOR ENEMY NEXUS WHEN THE ENTIRE ENEMY TEAM HAS 20 SECONDS ON TIMER IS A GOOD IDEA. _

IS THIS FAIR RIOT???????? IS THIS THE CARRY I NEED TO DO TO GET PAST GOLD 3?????? GOLD FUCKING GOD DAMN THREE ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

34 Comments

Korijenkins3/26/2017, 12:45:12 PM15 votes

Simplest solution to problems like this in my eyes is rewarding good performances.

Lets say this. You lost but you managed to squeak out an S- performance. Instead of losing 20 lp for the loss you only lose 10. Alternatively instead of gaining 20 for a win you gain 25. To me this would just encourage everyone to play better and to not give up when things look bleak, while also making it easier for consistently good players to climb.

abca983/26/2017, 1:40:53 PM12 votes

You just described any of my matchs in this game.

Adhdx32/24/2018, 10:17:19 PM9 votes

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Revali3/26/2017, 9:06:08 AM7 votes

you should put this on reddit where they usually have a ragepage for venting.

SrbLud3/26/2017, 9:11:17 AM7 votes

I think your caps lock is stuck...

Pridefulness3/26/2017, 12:21:47 PM7 votes

im quiting cuz of the same reason man. im sick of having 2 go 12/1 10 mins in cuz my botlane feeds 5 kills to enemy twitch and my mid says gg fking report idiot team and than my jng starts flameing bot and than bot flames him and thats every game. IM IN DIAMOND BTW. RIOT PLS DO SOMTHING TO PUNISH BOOSTED IDIOTS OR JUST GIVE NORMAL PLAYERS A CHANCE TO NOT HAVE 2 CARRY 1V9 EVERY SINGLE GAME.

Euthenaasia5/9/2017, 4:03:09 PM4 votes

rekt

lolipopevelynn3/26/2017, 12:48:18 PM4 votes

upvoted because i want to be the hipster that upvotes you when the hundreds of other people come in to downvote.

Hallbuster5/9/2017, 3:36:57 PM3 votes

Either Riot needs to fix matchmaking or Riot knows and is screwing with us on purpose. There's enough evidence to suggest, that players who are in winning streaks get placed with teams on losing streaks.

Hallbuster5/9/2017, 3:59:43 PM3 votes

This deserves to be bumped so it can be resolved and addressed.

krywystarus11/14/2018, 1:35:38 AM3 votes

FUCK ME LITERALLY FUCK ME 11/3/8 AND STILL LOST IN D5 THESE PLAYERS DONT HAVE THE FUKING BRAIN HOLLYSHIT

CristalDoma2/26/2019, 1:19:25 PM3 votes

I am platinum 3.

My last game I had 3 people in my team un ranked with 0% win rate. No kidding, they all played 2-5 games , all lost. Of course, all placed in my team.

Opponent team? Every one of them had in between 56 to 58% win rate over 50 games played.

And you call this a fair game? MATCHMAKING IS COMPLETE BULLSHIT

Alex h872110/9/2017, 10:06:24 PM3 votes

Yeah, i hate those games after a few wins in a row, where it really seems like your team is filthy garbage eating animals with keyboards who are just shitting the bed. Makes it a lot harder to climb.

Depressed mid5/9/2017, 3:33:18 PM2 votes

I feel ya bro, when I fked up their ekko and even their graves jug with me 5kills 0 death 1assist, both my bot lane and my top lane are rekt, idk how did they do that by their graves only camps mid and their ekko is already 0kills 3 death and he is not even dare to farm at mid lane. This is so fking ridiculous matching system when I always got these boosted players. PLS let your boyfriend play rank instead of just fking trolling and make others have a bad day!

Popstar Bulma4/19/2019, 4:28:03 PM2 votes

even now despite iron being added in just to weed these fuckers out this shit still happens. rito pls fix yo fucking matchmaking D:

GamingPanda038/14/2019, 9:12:24 PM2 votes

Omg so fukking relateble!!!!!! I almost wanted to kill my self when i played Vayne 13.08.3!!!! My whole team dindt do a fukking shitt they dindt even know what pushing a tower was ffs.

HelsinkiJHINland2/26/2019, 5:21:45 PM2 votes

yes thats mid gold elo, either ur team feeds so hard and game snowballs so fast u can't do anything

or u hard carry into a 45 min game while ur team continues to try and throw non stop

StarDestruction6/28/2018, 12:31:26 PM2 votes

lmfao

LoveToKsAll7/2/2018, 8:55:13 PM2 votes

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MY ADC 58 CS LUCIAN VS. ENEMY CAITLYN 130????? SUPPORT IS A FRESH UNRANKED PLAYER WHO HAS 0 GAMES PLAYED I AM GOLD 3 HIGHER THAN AVERAGE MMR BUT MY ENTIRE TEAM IS SILVER EXCEPT ME ENEMY HAS GOLD 1 AND GOLD 2 WHO WERE PLATS IN PREVIOUS SEASONS

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING? HOW IS THIS SHIT EVEN BALANCED REMOTELY AS SOON AS I GET PROMOTED I GET RETARD TEAMMATES FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE GAMES

IT'S NOT JUST ONE OR TWO PLAYERS. MY ENTIRE TEAM IS JUST A BUNCH OF FUCKING COCKROACHES

THEY SPOONFEED SO HARD THAT I KNOW GAME IS OVER 5 MINUTES IN BECAUSE ENEMY HAS 5+ KILLS WTF? I PICK ADC AND MY JUNGLE HECARIM GOES 0/4 SAYS OH WELL GAME OVER ANYWAY AND JUST HANDS OVER BUFFS LIKE SANTA GIFTS THE FUCK?

OH LET'S SEE 0/3 LULU 1/7 TEEMO 2/4 LUCIAN 2/7 XERATH

FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC.

_ EDIT: LISTEN TO THIS KIDS. I JUST HAD TO CARRY A GAME FROM 2 INHIBITORS DOWN (HALF HP NEXUS) AND WE HAD 0 TOWERS. YEAH. 2 INHIBITORS DOWN VS 0 TOWERS. AND WE WON. HOW? BECAUSE I HAD TO CARRY THE FFFFFFFFF OUT OF MY TEAM WHO WERE LEGITIMATELY BORDERLINE RETARED. HOW MANY KILLS? I ENDED 31/8. I HAD TO GO INTO 5 AND KILL ALL OF THEM. LIKE ACTUALLY. NO JOKE. TEAM SCORE?

1/9 SONA 6/10 KOG 8/6 BRAND 1/8 GANGPLANK

AND THIS IS AFTER I TRIED TO GIVE THEM KILLS. THIS ENTIRE TEAM HAD LIKE LESS THAN 10 KILLS TIL 35 MIN. I WAS THE TEAM. ME. NOBODY ELSE. JUST FUCKING ME.

THE ENEMY TOOK 2 BARONS. WE HAD 0 CHANCE OF EVEN STEALING THEM. NO SHIT NO BRAINER. I DIDN'T GIVE A FUCK. THEY COME TO OUR BASE. I GO IN, DELETE 4. MY ENTIRE TEAM FIGHTS THAT 1 REMAINING OPPONENT. THEY HAD 1 JOB AND THEY FUCK UP BY 3 OF THEM DYING. RINSE AND REPEAT. AND FINALLY WE WON AFTER KILLING T1 TOWER TO NEXUS IN ONE GO AFTER 1 ACE (FOR WHICH, ONCE AGAIN, I HAD TO DIVE AND JUST KILL OFF ALL 5). DEAR GOD THANK YOU FOR ENLIGHTENING THEM THAT LISTENING TO MY PING TO GO FOR ENEMY NEXUS WHEN THE ENTIRE ENEMY TEAM HAS 20 SECONDS ON TIMER IS A GOOD IDEA. _

IS THIS FAIR RIOT???????? IS THIS THE CARRY I NEED TO DO TO GET PAST GOLD 3?????? GOLD FUCKING GOD DAMN THREE ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

I JUST HAD SO MANY OF THOSE GAMES!!! SEE MY HISTORY. BUMP THIS TOPIC! ITS STILL RELEVANT. RIOT DOESNT CARE.

Vuuduu11/7/2019, 4:43:11 PM1 votes

Happening to me all the time in Gold. Clearly being paired with complete idiot players, teams are unbalanced with more silvers on my team and none on enemy team. I am not Faker but I am a solid player who knows how to fucking make plays when they make sense. At least 2 teammates inting per game, last like 30 games. Unbalanced teams. The bullsh*t never ends.

Fishslaper10110/9/2017, 9:45:37 PM1 votes

play overwatch comp if u want hepatitis z and stage 69 canceritem 3187

PimpStickNasus10/9/2017, 9:57:32 PM1 votes

7/16th of an inch. That's how far you have to move your finger to turn off caps lock. Don't be that damn lazy

lachkobg9/26/2018, 12:49:21 PM1 votes

I am always like this with my team mates :).

Infected monster3/1/2019, 2:45:46 PM1 votes

Even now they still need to fix matchmaking. I play eve, my bot is already feeding pre 6. mid is also losing but hes pushing undertower, and top "wants to play safe" as fking URGOT against mundo. wt do i do?

Playing F0RTNITE7/14/2019, 3:08:59 PM1 votes

Maybe you should start a new account. When I first started playing league, I got placed straight into gold 5, and got High gold/low Plat teammates that made the climbing much easier (+20 lp each game). I'm not sure how it is now, sinc ethe matchmaking is so messed up right now*[cass-cry]* ...

SeeUnextTues7/22/2019, 5:59:25 PM1 votes

I main Zyra, which is very squishy, and every game bot always does well until mid, top, or jungle feds them like crazy and then I cant fight the assassins or tanks; like literally impossible for me, so then i get dragged down with them. Or Im constantly trying to save them from dying from stupid mistakes and get fucked in the process. Then typically after my teammates fed them they blame the rest of the team like wtf are you FUCKING SERIOUS Right now! My win rate was 60 % but couldn't lvl cuz of fucking window lickers.