Why Am I Not Allowed to Have Fun if the Enemy Picks Fizz?

A Superb Villain··8 votes·1,013 views

Seriously, this is a game, games are meant to be fun, so why is it that for 20 minutes I have to suffer through some pain in the ass hopping all over the goddamn map, diving towers like they aren't there and acting as if it all required some level of skill to accomplish? Why?

#WHY?!

There is absolutely nothing fun about playing against Fizz. Nothing. Not a single goddamn thing. He idly farms for the first three levels before deciding he wants to blow someone up with a full combo. What kind of champion doesn't need their ult to accomplish anything, it's just a lever that determines how easily he can delete someone. Even if you manage to cc him, if you can't blow him up within that timeframe he is just going to hop away, or worse, dash onto a carry, kill them, and then hop away.

Just seeing his shit eating grin on the loading screen is enough to make me wish there was a report selection just for someone who plays Fizz. It does not help that most of the people who do play Fizz are complete jerks. Just why? Why is this abomination allowed to exist? Riot happily allows Kassadin to remain completely ineffectual yet permits Fizz, who fills the exact same role, run amok.

12 Comments

Bastard Chief2 votes

Fizz is fun to play against actually. Never had a hard time with him. In fact, he's pretty predictable to be honest, I can tell when he's gonna E, so I'm ready to get out from it and counter. Hell before level 6, you can harass the fuck out of him, especially if he goes Q first, and after you see him use it, go full retard on him. Just too EZ honestly. Whenever Fizz misses his E, you punish him hard before level 6. He runs out of mana easily, so he can't just attack with skills. After level 6 when he gets his ult, same thing, most mid champs got some range skills, so play around that, I find it hard to believe anyone has trouble against him. Late game tho he can be scary, especially if fed but even then, I think I rather deal with fizz than a shit load of other champions.

Fuck, Teemo is more worse than Fizz is lol. Fizz is a small fish in a big river where Tahm Kench is, even Tahm is more annoying.

GastonBarnacles1 votes

Fizz's dmg can be negated with a dash/flash. Ult and e his highest dmg abilities. Dodge them and you will win the trade easily.

disregardable1 votes

I have lots of fun against Fizz. He's very weak to harass, so every mid laner has the capacity to outplay him. It's pretty easy to predict when he'll jump on you, it's not an instant jump of death Rengar, so it's entirely your fault when he kills you.

SwapShadows4 votes

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I have lots of fun against Fizz.

brb strangling myself

CppL1 votes

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I have lots of fun against Fizz. He's very weak to harass, so every mid laner has the capacity to outplay him. It's pretty easy to predict when he'll jump on you, it's not an instant jump of death Rengar, so it's entirely your fault when he kills you.

Flask+pots.What harass?

disregardable1 votes

so he hugs turret until he runs out of pots and then backs...why am I concerned?

Project Xero1 votes

i had a ok time against fizz, but then again i was olaf soooooo

Vincent Lucius2 votes

Olaf "What is this circle? Why are you up there? What is a... 'slow'? Oh, good. You splashed down, I'd like you to meet these axes. They're very excited to see you."

Project Xero1 votes

i am mastery rank 5 with teemo >.> 29 kills i cannot lie he is a nightmare to everyone.

Nameless Voice1 votes

Because Riot only care if a champion is "balanced" and fun to play. They have never cared about the experience of playing against a champion very much. There are a lot of other examples, even in recent champion releases, of champions who are despised because they are no fun to play against, and the aspects of their kits that make them unfun are never addressed.

Sooko1 votes

I've seen a Fizz main rage and QQ when going against Heimer, saying he is low-risk, high-reward and also calling it a noob champion :') Similar things happened when I use (or see someone using) Malzahar

Truth being told I don't think people that main this champ actually accept the idea of anyone but their enemies feeling frustrated over the game. And quoting Sheogorath: I LOVE it!

GastonBarnacles1 votes

Fizz is melee and squishy so he has risk. Really just delete him with burst.

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