Why Am I Not Allowed to Have Fun if the Enemy Picks Fizz?
Seriously, this is a game, games are meant to be fun, so why is it that for 20 minutes I have to suffer through some pain in the ass hopping all over the goddamn map, diving towers like they aren't there and acting as if it all required some level of skill to accomplish? Why?
#WHY?!
There is absolutely nothing fun about playing against Fizz. Nothing. Not a single goddamn thing. He idly farms for the first three levels before deciding he wants to blow someone up with a full combo. What kind of champion doesn't need their ult to accomplish anything, it's just a lever that determines how easily he can delete someone. Even if you manage to cc him, if you can't blow him up within that timeframe he is just going to hop away, or worse, dash onto a carry, kill them, and then hop away.
Just seeing his shit eating grin on the loading screen is enough to make me wish there was a report selection just for someone who plays Fizz. It does not help that most of the people who do play Fizz are complete jerks. Just why? Why is this abomination allowed to exist? Riot happily allows
to remain completely ineffectual yet permits Fizz, who fills the exact same role, run amok.
, so it's entirely your fault when he kills you.
"What is this circle? Why are you up there? What is a... 'slow'? Oh, good. You splashed down, I'd like you to meet these axes. They're very excited to see you."