19 Comments

DrCyanide69 votes

Should have specified you wanted a 50/50 cut, none of this 0/100 business.

Saevum9 votes

Zilean I started with a small loan of a milliean goldars.

Terozu5 votes

he had a zilean goldars not a millean.

Dr Dog50 votes

what a generous man

Póppy Chulo50 votes

He realized how bad his adc was doing so he decided to keep it all to himself.

Naalith16 votes

Pyramid schemes confirmed canon in the League universe.

LeftyRaydy15 votes

lol pyke being a dick to his own team too now?

Shiƒter6 votes

Pyke Maybe that wasn't the kind of cut he was talking about... [sg-syndra]

MegaSpaceJX5 votes

Its either photoshop or Pyke killed a 0/99999999999999999 Yasuo legit werf less a penny.

ZackTheWaffleMan12 votes

or, y'know, a bug

A7X Kindred1 votes

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Its either photoshop or Pyke killed a 0/99999999999999999 Yasuo legit werf less a penny.

Nah, sometimes "your cut" bugs out and it says you'll get 0 gold but you still get it.

Jbels4 votes

The predatory fish market has really taken a hit and Pyke's stocks are not what they used to be. He's gotta make up the difference somehow

Velzard of Koz4 votes

A payment appropriate to performance. Meritocracy Pyke.

Janakin2 votes

You had to have the greediest Pyke in the world on your team!

MrGerund1 votes

but... but i thought pyke was freelo?

gues no free gold will be given out to anyone today :/

Generation Z3r01 votes

so awesome. life goals.

Summonah123691 votes

He's being greedy.

Zeppelins circus1 votes

Pyke: I did not agree about socialism

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