Jungling and dating have a lot in common

I had some struggles recently where i went from having a freaking good win rate and mmr to being demoted and stuck into a division 5... yikers... I couldnt win consistently until starting yesterday when I really took a look at my vods and decided to figure out what the hell I was doing wrong.

What I found is that jungling is kinda like courting a girl tbh just as an analogy

you can't just force urself on her, like you have to have some timing and maybe even some items or special abilities prepared

like ganking for a pre level 6 kass, its just like trying to date a 14 year old. it's just sick and wrong and will never turn out ever

or ganking for the feeding lane whos bitching for ganks when ur not strong enough to help yet, its like giving in the ugly person trying to date you

and then there's like these dives bot lane you could try, but if its not like a 100% thing ur not gonna just fuck it up and get collapsed on by enemy mid and jg then the game is instantly quadra fucked is just like needing the patience to woo the most pretty girl, you gotta wait for the minions to be stacked up on the tower and the boyfriend and dad(mid and enemy jg) can't be around to keep u off your sweetheart

and im a trash player, true, but i feel like these things are true in both dating and league so take it for what its worth