hey riot gimme a job

prole·9/15/2019, 3:22:41 AM·31 votes·11,941 views

Yo rito I've got an** actuarial sci bachelors'** You need someone to run the** numbers? **

maybe I could calculate how much LP is lost daily and globally by non-AFK players in AFK games without loss prevent

or data mine to see what % of complaints are related to DCs cuz glitchy client-to-game initialization

or analyze how many "attempting to reconnect" messages are received by the servers per hour

or record how many computers are connecting to ranked servers while attempting to run <24 fps or >100 ms for a sustained number of games, perhaps indicating to riot that the average jo is~~ trying to play ranked on hardware with less than minimum specs, despite~~ the best efforts of matchmade players to rescue bad games for players in their company

I'm sure you wouldn't want to hide the numbers I'm sure you want people to know so they can better play the game and understand its inherent flaws

right rito

gimme a job pls I need money item 3400 I lost my** last job **when I told my boss that balance changes have less to do with the feedback of normies who comprise 90% of the userbase and more to do with casters who wanna see svenskeren make a weird cool jg pick or wtv (fingers crossed for atk spd no smite Annie )

pls I haven't eaten in weeks item 2054

18 Comments

HoldMyPlank9/15/2019, 4:17:50 AM11 votes

You're hired.

Soul Dealer9/15/2019, 5:24:11 AM8 votes

If I ran a company I would hire you immediately

General Esdeath 9/15/2019, 9:36:38 AM4 votes

OK but are you smoking 2 pounds of meth a week? We have standards at Riot!

mack91129/15/2019, 11:45:28 PM2 votes

Why do you think they don’t already have this data ?

But what is the next correct step after said data has been collected?

preternatural9/15/2019, 8:48:46 PM2 votes

sorry, you're overqualified.

PhDs Nuts9/15/2019, 8:14:34 PM1 votes

I see what you did in that lined-out paragraph, and I disagree =P

loligotboosted9/17/2019, 7:36:51 PM1 votes

I remember a lot of cool things VFX wise was left out because people run garbage PCs.