Why top lane sucks right now.
Because I'm forced to resort to this to actually climb:
I don't even play Malphite. I didn't even queue top for these games. I queued fill for all 5 games and got put top all 5 games. The only game where I even feel I played well was the second one, and yet I won all 5 anyway because having impact as a tank with initiation is infinitely easier than having an impact with anything else top lane.