19 kill spree, plus a pentakill.

shoot me i'm in heaven. I'm gonna go drink wine all evening now. double click some mouse. eat an entire cake.

enemy said "no focus" but the reality is... my team played well. most everyone did really, well the fizz/syndra got picked and derped around in the jungle when they needed to be pressuring or grouping xD but honest, between the malphite and xin.. they both played well. they peeled REAL well for me, and my positioning was stellar. I knew I wouldn't win lane, so I built utility... > > > > > > + > (- > ) + : end.

if any one of them tried to dive me I would just kite/sustain and kill 'em. if two of them tried to dive xin would ult/etc to peel me. and because of malphite, between the three carries we would usually pick one of em off right away. won a few 4v5 fights, even tho one of our mages got picked for free. Had an A Mazing fight where they push inhib because I pretended to recall in a bush like i was scared (so they were prioritizing inhib over recall of the "weak" ashe) but then I dared to come up behind them, hiding right in the shadows behind the wall, tho I still had 3 secs ult on CD... I swore I would look like trash and we'd lose right then. my heart was racing. But xin was watching.. he saw my plan.. he engaged on them... the lucian kited back.. right into me. killed him. then idk which of the others, didn't see, but someone rushed in from base and xin/them distracted and peeled, while I killed 'em all from my full Auto range, they couldn't get to me before I melted them.

was funny, my penta... I barely noticed the fight for the quadra... I was too focused on kite... was surrounded.. I think it was in mid lane? I barely remember. but after... the Kass tried to steal the baron. and I killed him. and it musta been soo close on the penta timer xD I'd already forgotten I'd even got a quad xD was anice surprise, lovely. in a way certainly deserved, but in another way... felt kinda like a cheat. but IDK. first. goddamn penta.

oh wait, no I got one before, when ashe was too op, after the ADC rework. I just stood still with Q and melted all 5 in 3-5 seconds. it was sad.. that one, idk last year? when the item rework had been out for a month or two and was in its most recent style with the crits. that was not a deserving penta. i literally just, I thought I was dead. so I stood still and spray and pray. but they were all on cooldown, no cc. so they just all died.. that wasn't a penta. no, that was a broken undeserving slaughter. no impress in that. no wonder i forgot it xD

and.. after that penta this game, I didn't die. in any fights. it was close on 5 occasions.. 2 of which I swore I was dead... but hey. 19 kill spree, and a penta. 52K damage, 15k more than their kass.. 20k at least more than everyone else.. on my favorite champ.

poor fizz had 1k damage less than our Sup malphite. broken champ? not in the least. broken is dat ashe.

[slayer-jinx-catface]

cya boos! go play some league. gl hf. ty for reading.