can we make a simple champ next?

for real, these super overloaded champs are getting on my nerves. takes a whole 12 minutes to talk about tahm and ekko's kits in-depth. it's disgusting. remember this guy? probably not. anyways, he has a super simple kit, one of the most simple in any recent champ. he has attack speed, revive passive, AoE ult, AoE knockup, two auto attack modifiers and a AoE slowing skillshot. has a slow that can also be a stun, a skill that he can use to eat an ally, which gives him movement speed, and double that amount when approaching enemy champs. he can eat minions and monsters to simply spit them out and deal 32% of their max health, with up to 300 magic damage to afflicted units. he can as well eat enemy champs, but only when they have 3 passive stacks. enemy champs are spat out quicker, and tahm moves 95% slower. he converts damage taken into gray health, slowly healing a % of it after a while. he can also activate it to convert all his gray health into a shield that slowly decays. his ult passively makes him do bonus magic damage on his auto attacks and spells that scales with bonus health. activating it lets him and an ally travel to a location.

see how god damn long it took to summarize his kit? aatrox has a single sentence. can we make another champ like aatrox, or even vel'koz, with a simple kit? just to switch it up.