I'd like to tell you a story...

Remembrance II·1/23/2015, 10:53:15 AM·44 votes·5,484 views

So I'm playing my first Ranked game for seeding. I'm jungling as Hecarim and the early game is going well. For the most part bot is winning, I helped give mid lane first blood and we even get first Dragon. OurRiven is slightly loosing to aTeemo but it didn't bother me way to much, I mean every one knows that aRiven is way more usefull than a Teemo right? So as mid game comes a few mistakes are made here and there but nothing to serous, our Graves has more farm and Kills than than the enemyVarus and the fights are going good. I'm 10/0/15 or so on Hecarim even. Now come around the 35 min mark and we have an inhibitor taken at their base, but they also have one taken in ours. Now it's late game. We manage to kill their jungler and supp in a fight and have our lane pushed up just enough to snag a quick baron. Every one is at half or so HP but I have enough to tank Baron and secure it. So this is where it gets REALLY good. We just took baron and the enemy Teemo shows up at baron pit. My entire team, minus me (because supers are pushing nexux towers), decides to chase the Teemo into the jungle on blue side (the side Teemo has been pushing all game. They start running into mushroms. Now at first you'd think, "Well that Teemo hasitem 3151 item 3089 item 3135 item 3157 item 3128 item 3255 it would be best to avoid those mushrooms at all costs". But my entire team chases him despite mushroom after mushroom they run over. In short they give Teemo a Quadra Kill and the rest of the enemy team comes and ends the game.

44 Comments

Mistress Madoka1/23/2015, 3:57:31 PM39 votes

Teemo Never underestimate the power of the scout's code.

LankPants1/23/2015, 2:02:20 PM7 votes

When that happens you just need to remind yourself that you'll see a fool on the enemy team throw a game just as often as you'll see a fool on your team throw. Still sucks though.

WolfBV1/23/2015, 11:14:26 PM6 votes

Chase Teemo, they said. He's not like Singed they said.

junglerboy161/23/2015, 2:29:45 PM5 votes

They should've learned from the memes a long time ago that the only person that is even close to "don't chase singed" status is a teemo with a shroom nest...

Gank in Progress1/23/2015, 6:07:02 PM4 votes

why the fuck is this in the balance forum

Mr Wright II1/23/2015, 5:49:02 PM4 votes

God the feels, welcome to league of legends

OblongOtter1/23/2015, 6:43:59 PM4 votes

Was he cottontail teemo for maximum global taunt?

Deep Terror Nami1/23/2015, 11:04:29 AM2 votes

Hahah, the chase is real. Oh man, I'm sorry. Doesn't take a Gold to decide chasing Teemo into his territory (top jungle) isn't worth it. If you weren't spamming danger pings at them, you should; sometimes they listen if you do it enough.

Jambulija1/23/2015, 4:35:58 PM2 votes

This is why its worth to have replays.

ImHerVoice1/23/2015, 4:09:44 PM2 votes

Never seen a single hecarim win in s5. Not once. I've seen a few get carried after I counter jungle the fuck out of them and take every dragon yet still somehow manage to have a team that throws. But actually do well themselves? No.

FLY Slotmachiner1/24/2015, 4:46:18 AM2 votes

I was support Lux , my team starts feeding the Akali and lose a teamfight while I am buying a couple of wards. They start calling me useless... keep in mind our Zed was 4/13 and our Jinx was only 6/9 due to our jungler ganking a couple of times. They said I was only useful if I bought item 2049 so...I sold all my items and got all 6 sightstones. Thinking they will say sorry or something, they instead said Good Job and to start warding -.-

Ternt1/23/2015, 9:31:39 PM2 votes

Yeh, just finished a game 12/4/12 as Vi. Carried the entire game until the end when my mates wanted to buy after an Ace than push the nexus. We lost, and although I don't understand how going positive almost every game and winning 6/10 got me Bronze 3, I got demoted to Bronze 4. Gotta love it. I'll be stuck in Bronze all season probably because of mates like this. Now I can truly experience LoL in all its glory.

cFlame1/25/2015, 4:54:13 AM1 votes

You can't rely on your team, no matter what. So be a player and get your four boy/girl friends to learn about the game and listen to your every command. LOL, Rito plz.

69 SlimShàdy 691/23/2015, 1:21:03 PM1 votes

hahahah

TheGrayBuffoon1/23/2015, 7:04:57 PM1 votes

It's that global rage. When players see Teemo all reasoning goes to the wayside. But seriously you would think that after the first mushroom they would think twice but...

Silverthane1/23/2015, 7:15:22 PM1 votes

talk shit, get hit

respect the scouts code next time...bitch. Teemo

Squeaky Dreemurr1/23/2015, 8:43:01 PM1 votes

Liked for the meme.

Flemman1/23/2015, 9:26:14 PM1 votes
Auryiel1/23/2015, 10:38:06 PM1 votes

Please tell me this is a joke

Vesarixx1/24/2015, 12:10:37 AM1 votes

It's that OP global taunt

Budupops1/24/2015, 2:59:05 AM1 votes

the bronze life

SlackerboyTC1/24/2015, 6:15:46 PM1 votes

Those guys are truly braindead if htat actually happened

SecretAgentHulk1/24/2015, 6:16:42 PM1 votes

I started playing after Teemo was turned into a niche pick. He's one of my favorite champions. I never got to see all the forum posts complaining about Teemo. *sniff* *crying Steve Martin voice* Thank you.