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CaptnJakSparrow·8/23/2016, 2:30:18 AM·2 votes·602 views

When your jungler smurf is this

Kindred

And it's doing its mark. You do not fucking walk up and then last hit it and expect to win the game.

you shouldn't have to wonder why your Kindred is pissed off and decided you really don't need to win. I don't give a crap if it's "just one camp." I really don't care if you try and tell me you're "platinum." And thus you're better than me.

http://puu.sh/qKZsd/34e2cd080b.jpg

^ That isn't platinum. That is you being on the verge of demotion by being an obviously boosted idiot bronze player trying to argue with someone trying to give them a free win.

I'm going to explain why, just so you know, get the big picture.

That mark, you know, the thing with a shiny little circle over the camp. Yeah it gives 1.5% damage per stack. If you manage to get like 12 of them before 20 minutes, it's pretty much GG. It's also a 75 second CD. So, if you take it, that's 75 seconds additional I have to wait to get a power up that I might not even be near to get.This can turn into 3 minutes without getting a camp mark, heck it may even be 10+ minutes. Additionally, that mark may have been the determining factor on if your stupid lane opponent gets away with 20 hp which would have turned into an additional mark which leads to me being able to invade the jungler and 1v2 whenever I please. This snowballs into 12+ marks by 14 minutes.

So by taking that mark for 48((you get less gold and exp than I do from camps)) fucking gold because "it's just one camp." Just ruined my entire snowball.

That's 70+ gold that I get. That's 1.5% additional damage that I get. That's an ass load of exp that I get. That lets me use my additional power spike to pressure MY lead. It puts me further ahead of YOUR laner and THEIR jungler.

So no, it's not "just one camp." That's literally Kindred's entire purpose of playing in a nut shell.

tl;dr stop taking smurfing Kindred's camps. They get pissed and do shit like no longer caring about you winning since they lose 10 lp and gain 30+ LP while you gain 10 and lose 28 and are on the verge of being demoted. They couldn't care less about you.

8 Comments

Stalinium8/23/2016, 3:39:40 AM2 votes

"tl;dr stop taking smurfing Kindred's camps. They get pissed and do shit like no longer caring about you winning since they lose 10 lp and gain 30+ LP while you gain 10 and lose 28 and are on the verge of being demoted. They couldn't care less about you."

Maybe don't smurf then, and play with your own goddamned elo if it's that freaking important to you. This crap is why smurfing shouldn't be allowed, because asswipes like you punish people by ruining their games just because they aren't as good as you are. Go play your own elo, prissy pants

Girard8/23/2016, 3:32:03 AM1 votes

So basically you act like a child and whine when you don't get a camp? I play jungle and I get mad when people do the same to me, I imagine it's even worse when you're Kindred because I understand how they work. But the way you talk, in this condescending, rude manner would make me troll you all game because "you don't care" right? All that matters is your experience and if someone takes a camp, then you lose all motivation and morale to win that game.

SwiftKitten888/23/2016, 3:43:25 AM1 votes

if your are a high smurf.. your used to playing with people above plat.

obviously there are still some people in plat who don't know what kindrid's passive is, or more likely.. just did it to piss you off.

if you don't want to play with people below your elo, play on your main... if your smurfing don't complain about your teammates being bad as your opponents