Item I wish Existed for Supports: Broken Stick of Nerdrage

Meserion·Mar 16, 2016·125 votes·4,470 views

Broken Stick of Nerdrage +10 Ability Power for each Insult taken from "allies" +5 Ability Power for each Insult taken from enemies UNIQUE ACTIVE: Unleash your nerd-fueled rage dealing 100 (+100% AP) true damage. Damage increased by ally champion deaths of (1)200/(2)300/(3)400/(4)500%. Champion kills refresh the cooldown (120 second cooldown). Built from:

Comments: This would be a supports best friend when matched up with crummy teammates, and being forced to try and carry.The +10 Ability Power for each Insult taken from "allies" would have no limit allowing you to truly melt faces the more insensitive your team is. Show them the true Power of a support!

66 Comments

lilpokflufMar 16, 201661 votes

I like it, almost like a backwards mejais. Should double in stacks if the adc is a vayne

Jungle Lux GodMar 16, 201616 votes

{quoted}

I like it, almost like a backwards mejais. Should multiply by over 9000 in stacks if the adc is a vayne

FTFY

La BarbotteMar 17, 20163 votes

or jhin

iamthegoatofwarMar 17, 20162 votes

honestly jhins don't seem to be that toxic.

La BarbotteMar 17, 20168 votes

he's either super friendly and a team player, or never groups and flame all game, thats what i got so far, black and white, nothing else, its sad

ahferroin7Mar 17, 20161 votes

Actually, I see that with almost every new champ until the next one comes out...

La BarbotteMar 17, 20161 votes

true but its worst on adc

NeverClarkolasMar 17, 20163 votes

Or if top is a fiora

DairdrekMar 17, 20161 votes

This

NaharaMar 17, 20161 votes

Vaynespotting: The Item

StealthWardenMar 17, 20161 votes

I think if your team doesnt understand split pushing and they continually spread out while your split pusher tries to do his job making it easy for your enemy to walk around in two small groups and slaughter you each one by one, the active should be empowered to a global and increase death timers by 10%

AazzlanoMar 16, 201623 votes

No no no. You have it backwards.

The ENEMY'S stick gets damage bonus if YOUR ally harasses you. That way it will deter toxicity because you will suffer for it statistically. And the people who still are toxic are assisting the enemy team on purpose and can be permabanned faster. Trolls will do it sure but they would intentionally feed anyway so its no different. This way people will try to be less toxic or not at all because it will directly make the enemy team stronger.

bill84Mar 17, 20162 votes

The Joke -------------------------------------->

Your head

JariMar 17, 20162 votes

The point. ---------------->

Your head.

He said that if it was built exactly like that and put in it would deter toxicity, since you get more reports on your head and therefor vanish away faster. Meaning it could actually be healthy... Kinda...

bill84Mar 17, 20161 votes

Yeah I got that, it's just that this guy seemed like he was making this a little too literal; I don't know.

GrReaper96Mar 17, 201620 votes

UNIQUE ACTIVE - Attacks and spells can now be targeted at "allies" that have insulted you more than 50 times

SpoofghoulMar 17, 20163 votes

that would be hilarious imagine blitzcrank flashing into the enemy team pulling you with him

ChoaruMar 17, 20161 votes

I thought this was the lantern .-. ...who am I kidding no one clicks the lantern ;-;

SpoofghoulMar 16, 201616 votes

Cant be done sorry

Item would break bronze division

AstôlfoMar 16, 20166 votes

But but, AD supports ;-;

AATTRROOXXMar 16, 20161 votes

What AD supports? (jk)

BladeSteelMar 17, 20161 votes

Illaoi, poppy, adc thresh, adc zilean, adc nami, adc bard ;)

AATTRROOXXMar 17, 20163 votes

If they're being played as an ADC that doesn't quite make them supports, does it? (btw) [jk] {it means just kidding} |as in I was joking| \about the small amount of AD supports
/do you understand that this post is also a joke?/ <I'm not really sure if you would have> ^this is why I'm using these different types of brackets^ its to relay the message :that this post is a joke: "if you don't understand that" I don't know what to tell you

NilokMar 17, 20166 votes

Here is a fix to the passive/active.

Active: Target ally is heal by #. Each insult from an ally reduces their healing by X. If healing is reduced to 0, they are treated as an enemy and take full damage.

alfavhunterMar 16, 20165 votes

Would be a halariouse April fools item

JyoeruMar 16, 20162 votes

halariouse

I am stealing this.

AsphodelNextMar 17, 20164 votes

Nerdrage Devourer Gain one stack per insult from your laners. Gain 2 stacks per time your laner gets solo killed. Gain 5 stacks when they call for a gank even though they're pushed out. Gain 10 stacks when you finally gank and they don't follow up and leave you to die.

At 30 stacks, transform into Insatiable Nerdrage Devourer. Gain (20+stacks) true damage on hit, and basic attacks proc on hit effects 3 times. Insatiable Nerdrage Devourer continues to gain stacks after transforming. Basic attacks can now target allies.

UnskilledtrollerMar 18, 20161 votes

PERFECT FOR BOTH SUPPORTS AND JUNGLERS!!!

NekusenMar 17, 20163 votes

it should deal %hp true damage for maximum rage.

Spacesuit SpiffMar 17, 20163 votes

All pings deal 5 aoe true damage to everything

AírMar 17, 20162 votes

Including your ADC. Double damage if the champion is any of the following: Vayne, Teemo, Riven, Vayne, Teemo, Yi, Vayne, Teemo, Fiora, Vayne, Teemo.

NaharaMar 17, 20161 votes

Free Week Zed and Lee Sin, too.

TeklmMar 17, 20163 votes

I would use this mid tbh. Start with spellthiefs, buy this on first back. Proceed to never roam, never call MIA, farm chickens instead of taking mid tower, and tell your team you have to go to bed soon. 1300 AP by 20 minutes. 10/10 strategy.

mikemcpartyMar 17, 20163 votes

It would be nice if supports could also kill their allies with the active. I see it now...

Vayne "nice ks... gg rep nami" Nami "bye"

Nami has killed Vayne.

SP DodgecityMar 17, 20162 votes

Vayne "this supp... uninstall scrub" Sona "..."

"An Ally has been slay!"

MalhammersMar 16, 20162 votes

I would love this item. Brand support would be the most op champ in the game if this item existed.

ChoaruMar 17, 20161 votes

Brand? What about Lux or Zyra ;-;

BravohMar 17, 20162 votes

Sorry, I do not approve of your copyright infringement upon my name

Old Man TeetoMar 16, 20161 votes

I'm sorry, we want to reduce toxicity, not promote it.

New meta would be 5 of these sticks and chat spam of every curse word in every language at all times.

MeserionMar 16, 20162 votes

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I'm sorry, we want to reduce toxicity, not promote it.

New meta would be 5 of these sticks and chat spam of every curse word in every language at all times.

I hadn't considered that, hmmm; still

ImmortalBloodCYMar 17, 20161 votes

It should also have a support only tag so that people will be mad that they cant get the fabulous broken stick of nerdrage aside from supports :)

Need Gold 4 TentMar 18, 20162 votes

To be fair though, junglers deal with a lot of shit as well :/

NazZomLordMar 17, 20161 votes

Lux Take kills, get raged at. Win game

SpecterVonBarenMar 17, 20161 votes

I'd get it every time I play Veigar and just farm all game in the mid lane and when the enemy laner roams, leading to my team flamming me, I shall get even MOAR AP.

KyroRayneMar 17, 20161 votes

Second item: item 3097 + item 1031 = 300 HP + 50 Armor

This limits the item for Melee supports and Thresh. So Annie wouldn't normally buy it.... or Brand.

Original Active - Bind to Champion (Same as Kalista)

Passive - Any time Bound champion dies within 1000 range, gain stack of Resentment. After dying and respawning (unless bound champion dies within 5 seconds of your death), lose two stacks of Resentment. Resentment: gain 10 armor and 60 HP (Max cap: 50 armor and 300 HP).

Passive - Spoils of War... same as item 3302 item 3097 item 3401 item 2303

The stats are low enough to keep your ADC from intentionally feeding to stack it up but strong enough to keep the support from throwing their life away to save the ADC from their self when they decide to do something stupid.

Active after Binding - Blind Rage - Deal 10 + ( 5 x number of stacks) True damage on hit and on spells for 5 seconds. 60 second CD

The True damage is low enough to not be oppressing (like Yi or Fiora) and still feel like you're helping as a support because you're making up for your ADC dying and crying.

ReDesignMar 18, 20161 votes

This would be my biggest counter...if I have frustration to spew out its usually at the enemy team not my own teammates, since I have as much of a brain to at least know not to sink my own boat trying to bring down others in the same one, but yea an item like that would rek me

RaithofhelMar 18, 20161 votes

Yeah along with another couple items:

Totem of Kill-Steal:

Passive: When you apply a crowd control effect on an enemy champion within 500 range of a friendly champion and the friendly champion deals damage to minions and not enemy champion for 5 seconds, gain 1 stack of annoyance. This effect cannot happen more than once every 30 seconds. Active: Consume 5 stacks of annoyance to execute an enemy champion under 10% HP. Assists are not granted for this kill.

Gemstone of Map Awareness: item 2045 + 666gp Active: Apply a Danger mark on a target friendly champion who is not within 1200 range of another friendly champion for 10 seconds. If ally is alive at the end of this marker, lose 100gp. If ally dies while this marker is active, gain 500gp.

CyrosGoldMar 18, 20161 votes

I'd build that on AP teemo support.

Arcade AndrewMar 18, 20161 votes

Also before the item is released it gains+10 permanent physical damage for every negative comment made in any section or thread in the boards about how broken/OP/ect the item is. +20 for every negative thread made

+30 for every riot response about it +40 for every positive thread +50 for every positive comment +60 ONLY if deep terror Nami replies to this +70 ONLY if laughing fish posts the dankest meme

And the best yet: after item is released it gains +1 for every stat in the game (no cap) for every comment on the boards made about it.

Papa SlothyMar 19, 20161 votes

uuuh 100+100% AP true damage....UP TO 500%

CHAMPION KILLS REFRESH

GIVE ME THIS