All those threads about the melee only quest are so stupid

Siegfriedx1··2 votes·992 views

[sg-shisa] In a normal team you already have 4 melee champions in a ton of fucking absurd compositions. Poppy Galio Kayn Taric

You literally just need to change the unique player that is ranged for a Mordekaiser, Yasuo, GP, or whatever and win normally. It's as simple as changing 1 fucking champion. ONE FUCKING CHAMPION. Mordekaiser Yasuo Gangplank Irelia Aatrox

For any serious player this is It's not even a challenge, it's just a funny way to change your adc for an alternative champion... But NOOOOOOOOOOo!!!!!!!!!!

Of course, all the 1 million challengers of the boards [because every single one of them are challengers] think it's too hard to play with a rumble top. It's too hard as "there is no way to play with a team of only melee, what the fuck is riot thinking! This is the biggest BS of all time". Camille Kassadin Jax Alistar

It's so fucking hard to think about 4 champions to go melee in this fucking game. NasusEkko LeeSin Leona

"OMG all 5 melee comp, i'm going to have to play with 5 MELEE on my team OH MY GOD how can we think in a way to make it work" Illaoi Katarina JarvanIV TahmKench

"Never, EVERRRR, in this game i had a team with 4 melees. This is insane! League of legends is insane!!!" Rumble Fizz Shaco Braum

C'mon. Anyone that have enough brain to read to this point without a TL:DR have also already realized this quest is actually about just changing the adc for a melee champion. It's one of the least demanding quests and, comparing to the star guardian one, it's a piece of cake.

Stop being that robot like automatic complaining machine that trigger every time riot blinks or take a shit and realize you are doing some of the most stupid threads of the league universe.

"Oh but who is going to play with me? I can't have 5 man to do this!" Melees on all roles are so fucking normal in this fucking game that playing duo ADC and SUP you have odds in your favor that by just playing games you will achieve that very quickly.

"But i will have jungle Ezreal " You being the adc, have you fucking tried, just out of your mind, to ask the only guy going ranged in the normal game if he could go melee? "hum... no. I don't say anything" So fuck you.

7 Comments

MysterQ1 votes

And how many AP (magic damage) melee are there? You only listed like Rumble, Morde, Fizz, Ekko, Kata, Kassawho. There are a lot more, but the point is a lot of these melee comps are pure physical and that also sucks.

And don't act better than though. You didn't even list Kayle Kayle. You just want to complain too.

AlienPrimate1 votes

My personal choice for bottom lane melee is Mundo. He can safely farm and poke using his Q and he has the sustain to survive the poke.

sketchy11 votes

I asked nicely, and my opponents were nice enough to do it.

me: "this might seem a bit weird, but can you guys do us a solid?" 3 people on the enemy team: "what?" me: "can you guys FF at 15 so we can complete the melee mission?" all 5: "Sure!, that shit was complete bullcrap anyway lol"

15 mins later, mission complete

my team was Poppy Galio Blitzcrank Tryndamere and Zed though it prolly dosent matter

Excalibait1 votes

oh no, the posts arent because they can't play with 5 melees, they search for premades as this specific mission has a 5man premade requirement.

Skyslayer6301 votes

The problem is that one side has a premade with a bunch of diamonds and the other side has randoms which are of the bronze/siver quality. So the game just ends up being a joke with 5 super fed melees running around crushing noobs for 20 minutes.

VonToothskie1 votes

The issue is it being a premade 5 man team. my brother and i won a game all melee first try, because like you said a lot of the best champs are melee and played anyway. we normally duo top and win so following the meta isnt our thing anyway. the issue is that of the dozen friends i have online its rare more than 3 of us are on at once, so lobbying as a group of five isnt possible. the quest should have been simply "win a game as an all melee team in pvp". im 33, i have a life, and so do most players. I cant just stay online in league desperately awaiting the moment 5 of my league friends are online so I can maybe convince them to play a weird mission we might not even win the first time. its like how in the battle boss quests you needed to play champions you might not own or want to own and they werent free to play, bogus

i cant move wtf1 votes

Do NOT tell the boards you can win without an ADC. You know how many times we tried to face-tank a 17/6/11 adc at 6 items as our 0/5/3 Garen and got destroyed? I'm downvoting you because I don't want to live in a world where I have to change.

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