Calling it now: Bard = Lord of Toxicity

YossarianSensei·Feb 25, 2015·6 votes·783 views

So here's how I imagine an average game with Bard going down:

"Damn, I'm stuck with support. I guess I'll play Bard"
Bard leaves ADC 2v1 bot lane whole game while he runs around farming his stupid shyt "muh roams tho"
ADC has gets 0 farm whatsoever
Bard's like "Dw I carry I have like 300 stacks of stupid shyt"
Bard proceeds to do 0 dmg despite having 300 stacks of stupid shyt
The Blame Game ensues
Bard gets butthurt and starts intentionally trolling allies with his "Jarvan's Helping Ult 2.0"
Proceed to lose game

As much of a Princess Mononoke spirtual magic crap fan I am (I even own SGU), I can see no way this champion would be fun for either team.

On the one hand, if he plays properly, he has a really really strong kit which honestly doesn't have very much counter-play

On the other hand he can just be a massive troll and nobody wants him on his team

4 Comments

BluePolarizerFeb 25, 20152 votes

guess what, theres trolls in ranked already.

Maximum ZileanFeb 25, 20151 votes

Yeah he is going to be a 100% ban in solo que for me for a loooooooong time. Guessing he's still going to be an amazing champ in organized play.

KennyMasterLinMar 7, 20151 votes

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So here's how I imagine an average game with Bard going down:

"Damn, I'm stuck with support. I guess I'll play Bard"

Bard leaves ADC 2v1 bot lane whole game while he runs around farming his stupid shyt "muh roams tho"

ADC has gets 0 farm whatsoever

Bard's like "Dw I carry I have like 300 stacks of stupid shyt"

Bard proceeds to do 0 dmg despite having 300 stacks of stupid shyt

The Blame Game ensues

Bard gets butthurt and starts intentionally trolling allies with his "Jarvan's Helping Ult 2.0"

Proceed to lose game

As much of a Princess Mononoke spirtual magic crap fan I am (I even own SGU), I can see no way this champion would be fun for either team.

On the one hand, if he plays properly, he has a really really strong kit which honestly doesn't have very much counter-play

On the other hand he can just be a massive troll and nobody wants him on his team

But I still have top lane for the win :> also Mid lane Killer Velkoz with Jelly and Shaco Top lane back door. :D item 2009 biscuit is also good

CaptnJakSparrowMar 7, 20151 votes

I would never get a good bard on my team. I'm banning him whenever I can.

I'd get the bard that intentionally ults our team at a bad time just to get us all killed, or intentionally ult dragon and baron to give the enemy enough time to get there to steal it while spamming ":B:B:B:BELELELEL:B:B:B:BB:B" in chat.

Or heaven forbid ult the enemy team during all of our ults to negate all the damage.