Before we beg for Zed nerfs, let me remind you of your standard solo queue Zed 'main'
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Enter Champ Select
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"Mid
Only, Ban Liss or AFK" -
Team already has an AD top, low CC, and poor waveclear, picks Zed anyway because Zed'sOP.png
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Probably feed like a mofo, but let's just imagine he actually won lane because honestly it doesn't matter what the hell most Zeds go in lane
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Enemy team starts grouping for objectives with their AP Mage
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OhShytDatEnemyCCandWaveclear.jpg -
Zed ults random scrubs looking for a gib
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Enemy team isn't retarded

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Zed ends up doing 0 damage
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Zed escapes the fight using cool jukes, leaving team to get rekt because he actually didn't do shyt. Zed starts raging 'omg useless team I won lane'
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Nooblord
top says "just waveclear, I'll split push" -
"Wat's waveclear?" -

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Nooblord
afk farm top, enemy Team group pushes with AP Mage with Blue leading the push and laying down long range harass. -
Zed pulls desperation engages to hold tower, baits team into 4v5, everyone dies because Zed didn't do shyt again and loses inhib
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"yo wtf I told you guys to hold the towers" -

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Repeat X times
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Lose game
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"Fuk noob team, uncarryable I rekt lane so hard" -

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Enemy team: "stfu noob Zed OP champion", meanwhile

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Post game statistics:
12k dmg dealt, support
35k dmg dealt
Ya Rito pls nerf Zed too OP for the enemy team