To my Laners: I warded for you. I pinged your lanes countless times. I did cross map plays whenever Rengar came bot. I counter jungle his camps. I got rift herald. And you guys still blame me for your negative kdas???
To my dear opponent Rengar: You didn't win jungle against me mate. 1. Never dueled me. 2. Never stole my camps. 3. Only reason ur 8-2 is because my fukin botlane is retarded.
Lord give me back my elo.
Ya, love when top lane is 0-4, mid lane is 0-5 and bot lane in total is like0-8 within the first 7min of the game and its the jg's fault. Braindead laners man.
Dear noob jungler,
if a rengar is 8-0 against your bot lane, he won jungle VS you.
the goal is not "to steal a camp" or "kill the enemy jungler"
the goal is, who gets to fuck up the other team more, to the extent that the other team is useless and your team is fed like a bunch of geese waiting for the butcher on his counter.
he fucked up your team. you didn't fuck up his. Who cares about how many gromps you stole?
you lost you lost hard and you don't even understand it.
Loool! This is me when I'm mid vs. Talon! I ward river brush and they I ping like 6 times. Bot overextends, dies and cries, "WHY YOU NO FOLLOW?! MID IS TRASH"
FML
Can you send me the game please? I can't seem to find it in ur op.gg
Im preeetty sure he probably won jungle over you. Sure, it might have been because your team mates were boosted, but, ya know, hes kinda an assassin.... Thats kinda his job.
Thats like saying you won lane vs veigar because youre up 1 kill and 15 CS, meanwhile he has 150+ stacks on passive.
But better jungler wins? - Every laner. When it is more like better laners don't feed.
Rengar is a solo queue player’s dream.
Has all the tools to abuse the shit out of cocky-ass piss poor teammates
Him and Kha can both go back to being trash.
I bet you $5 that that rengar still commented something like "insert OP's champ is bad" in the post game chat.
It's almost like everyone has a part to play, including every single laner to at least break even in lane.
Laner's Rant: I also saw the fucking Rengar a mile away.
To my Jungler: I also warded the river up and down. I have twice your vision score, even. I watched the map like a hawk, and I still managed to come out ahead in lane. I never missed a single ability, got every last minion, and punished my opponent like crazy whenever they went for so much as a melee minion.
The Rengar still just pressed R, leapt at me, and instantly 100-0'd me. I lack the ability to stop his dive, and I really can't do jack shit against him. I don't blame you for that, though. I blame you for not actually setting him behind. Engage, and kill him early. And either gank my lane or gank another lane when he's ganking. Or do something to stop him from mindlessly killing me, because I'm incapable of surviving under my own tower when he's in-game.
To the Rengar: Fuck you for playing that point and click 0 IQ housecat. But, however, you did outplay my jungler. You didn't duel him or steal his camps, sure, but you ganked properly, got fed, and carried the game for your team. Even if you played a broken, braindead champion, I can still respect your victory, because you still played properly.
It doesn't matter why the enemy jungler got fed. He got fed and you didn't. And, often, the botlane can't do jack shit to survive him by themselves. Don't blame them for losing an unwinnable fight they couldn't avoid.
I usually say something along the lines of:
bud
buddy
pal
fella
placing wards isn't good enough
you gotta look at em too
and then I don't respond to anything afterwards, so he has time to think about it.
