<MODIFIED BY RIOT BOARD MEMBERS - CLEAN VERSION> - BOOSTERS ARE EVIL PLEASE GET OUT OF MY LIFE TY
Dear to Whom it May Concern,
I dunno if I am just bad luck or there is a very massive influx of boosters between silver 2 - gold 5. Whatever the case it may be, I am disappointed. From this point on, I don't even know if reporting boosters is worth my time anymore. I think next time, I should just ignore that ranked game, take a break, take a chill. I honestly don't know... facing plats, diamonds, and masters isn't really making me enjoy ranked. The gap is too big for me to carry.
Why am I breaking? Just three days ago, I spend the whole day trying to catch a booster. This time, I don't even have to do any investigations. The guy and his duo literally typed in Chinese after the game in the summary page, "王者代练+大神陪练,在线接单。效率快捷,低价接单。诚信代练。需要的加QQ 1037113471 微信号momita520". Google translate: Leveling King + Queen God sparring, online orders. The efficiency of fast, cheap orders. Leveling integrity. We need to add QQ 1037113471 Micro Signal momita520
This was at 4:00 EST P.M. I figure that timezone isn't good enough to play without bored boosters? I think in the future, I am just gonna play between the hours six and seven, the peak hours of League?
I dunno what to do now. I hit Silver 2 yesterday, and I am one game away from falling back to silver 3 for the 10th time this season.
Those 2 duo boosters fucked (oops sorry) over my day. Wasted my hours. Piss off.
P.S You know what.... here is a conspiracy. NOTE: I have no grudges against RIOT. None. I think, correct me if I am wrong, the problem is..... I think.... you guys already knew this is a problem perhaps......but I am saying it..... please no don't hate me....... WAIT TIMERS AND STUPID CHAMPION SELECT/MATCHMAKING FOR PLAT ABOVE ARE TOO HIGH, SO THOSE PLAYERS GET BORED, CREATE SMURFS AND EARN MONEY . Damn me mate. Damn. Damn. ME.
P.S Please perma-ban me. So I don't have to play League ever again. Ban my IP address, PLS I beg you.
Yours Truly,
Aaron