Jungler's Rant: Why I Didn't Gank for You the Entire Game, and IDGF!

Pretext: I come into my ranked champion select with Overwolf's OP.GG turned on. Through OP.GG I see our Toplaner mains Draven. Cailyn. He then picks Illanoi Top. Okay, okay... 1 auto fill so far. Not bad. Mid is a 1 trick Talon main. He then picks Talon. Great, Moving on, non-autofill botlane picks Miss Fortune and Morgonna. Awesome, botlane with some form of CC finally!

To My Dear Illanoi:

You died Level 2 against a Riven. And proceeds to go INT feeding the entire game, 1-11, and harass me with question mark pings? "Dye! F*** your mother, jungler." "Why no gank"

I didn't gank for you sir because:

1. You are an autofill picking Illanoi the first time; I don't care it was Season 6 on a URF game you played her before. I can't see that sht
2. To make matter worse, you consecutively fed a snowbally Riven Smurfing 1 Trick, who can easily 1 v 2
3. You have no CC
4. You give up easily, and have Hashinshin Level Tilt-like tendencies

What I did While You're Feeding:

1. I snowballed Talon
2. Him and I went botlane and helped botlane grab first tower gold, 2 Fire and 1 Air
3. I matched my opposing Sejuani in CS, she was afraid to come bot half of jungle

You in Turn:

1. Throws a Tandrum
2. Riven and Sej grabbed Rift
3. AFK Farming the Whole Game
4. Proceeds to Buy Tear of Godess 35 minutes in

JUST BECAUSE YOUR LANE IS LOSING DOESN'T MEAN OUR TEAM IS LOSING, YOU SICK EGOTISTICAL PEACE OF DOG****

**Long story short: Never gank for autofills, oh btw Riot Reporting System bans you for talking sht but turns a blind eye to intentionally feeding? Where is that checkbox? If you are in bronze and silver and you think you deserved better but feels team is bringing u down, try to dodge games you knew you can't win. Champion selects where 2 or more autofills, all AD, all AP, No tank. That -3 LP goes a long way to saving you from tilting the rest of the day, and potentially uninstalling this broken game. Thank you. **