Low Priority Queue
So I got stuck in LPQ for five games, after I got disconnected from one. This is apparently to fix the negative impact afking has on games. In order to get through the five games, which in total added up to an half hour of wasted time in LPQ, I only went mid (because if I have to wait, I may as well get my lane), then with the mood I was in, I would lose that lane. And then the other team won. Or my team surrendered. So Riot's response to me accidentally ruining one game was to put me in a position to ruin five. Brilliant, guys.