Why You Can Fully Expect Me to Be Ruining Your Games Silently For a Long While

So yeah, got suspended, said some things, but from now on, I am going to steal people's lanes silently in every single game so that I won't get banned again. So if you see me on the Fields, you'll know why. My chat logs, because I'm sure you're dying to know. Game 1 ReaverCamera: No, it IS a fucking problem ReaverCamera: Please report Kha ReaverCamera: He said "jungle" and then didn't take smite and is now top. ReaverCamera: Okay, so he went from feeding top to now taking my jungle. ReaverCamera: The difference is your Yi is trying to win. ReaverCamera: And now Kha is afk. ReaverCamera: He quit, what stories could I come up with? ReaverCamera: Thanks, Xerath ReaverCamera: Just surrender at 20 ReaverCamera: Wow, Darius is literally blaming me. ReaverCamera: He hit 3 and LEFT ReaverCamera: I do not get what Darius fails to understand here, but it is sad. ReaverCamera: I'm guessing a darius who manages to feed so horribly wouldn't know, anyways ReaverCamera: No, he needs a bib. ReaverCamera: For someone so bad and so salty, you talk too much. ReaverCamera: No such thing. ReaverCamera: Meh, dead is dead. And you sir, are very dead. ReaverCamera: We don't really care, ReaverCamera: So uhhh ReaverCamera: yeah ReaverCamera: ...you do realize coming late and saying it after is the opposite of a jinx, right? ReaverCamera: You're not too bright, are ya? ReaverCamera: i don't know where youre from ReaverCamera: Look, I can copy you and your backwoods hillbilly incest ridden mentality ReaverCamera: Owe me a soda. ReaverCamera: ... ReaverCamera: Wow ReaverCamera: You guys jsut let them win ReaverCamera: You guys can't win ReaverCamera: Darius fed too hard and xerath is too dumb. ReaverCamera: Say yes ReaverCamera: Zyra, I'm reporting you. ReaverCamera: You've been toxic this whole game when you've done nothing./ ReaverCamera: I'm just going to start a baron ReaverCamera: lol, this xerath ReaverCamera: You missed your stun ReaverCamera: I hit my spells ReaverCamera: Except I didn't fail my q, sweetie ReaverCamera: You did ReaverCamera: Don't get upset that you're terrible ReaverCamera: You shouldn't be ReaverCamera: You're stuck in a game you have no business playing ReaverCamera: And you're like, a little kid ReaverCamera: Shouting in a chat room ReaverCamera: Because you're bad? ReaverCamera: Yes...? ReaverCamera: Kid, it's okay to miss. ReaverCamera: It just means you need to play bots ReaverCamera: A lot ReaverCamera: No, leave out the more, I am good. You are not ReaverCamera: And it's you are ReaverCamera: Not your ReaverCamera: Go back to school, kid ReaverCamera: You're missing too much of it ReaverCamera: They're padding it, don't get happy. ReaverCamera: No... ReaverCamera: You haven't ReaverCamera: Says the 6/9 Zyra ReaverCamera: That's not a free win at all... ReaverCamera: You have a Yi ReaverCamera: He does the same thing Udyr does ReaverCamera: But better ReaverCamera: Gee, you sure know how to rub in your free wins. ReaverCamera: Except you're getting carried. ReaverCamera: Hard.

Game 2 ReaverCamera: ? ReaverCamera: I was assigned mid... ReaverCamera: lol ReaverCamera: So predictable. ReaverCamera: This is why when you queue for Ranked, you don't take a Twinkie break ReaverCamera: ff? ReaverCamera: lol ReaverCamera: ... ReaverCamera: Wow, you guys are really going to let them win out of spite? ReaverCamera: ... ReaverCamera: They're taking our inhibitor. ReaverCamera: lol, lucky Trist is trolling ReaverCamera: Just group mid ReaverCamera: Force them together, I can kill them if they're together ReaverCamera: lol, Trist, get good at adc, then pretend you could have been miod ReaverCamera: lol ReaverCamera: This trist ReaverCamera: Morg ReaverCamera: Take all the farm, please ReaverCamera: We don't need trist ReaverCamera: She's worthless ReaverCamera: Keep crying because you don't know how to farmn ReaverCamera: lol ReaverCamera: You guys really wanna lose ReaverCamera: Just ReaverCamera: Group ReaverCamera: mid. ReaverCamera: Or I will jungle ReaverCamera: I can't waste my time here. ReaverCamera: And you are one person. ReaverCamera: Trist is already trolling, I won't waste my time soloing their entire team. ReaverCamera: lol ReaverCamera: Keep pretending ReaverCamera: "Wahh, I got carried!" -Basically. ReaverCamera: People like trist feed and cry and then expect to be carried and think they have a voice in this community. ReaverCamera: Disgusting. ReaverCamera: ?

Game 3 ReaverCamera: So...bets that Zyra won't go Rylai ReaverCamera: /liandry's? ReaverCamera: lol.... ReaverCamera: I can't win anymore... ReaverCamera: One game from b1, and now I've been consigned to lose every game until I'm back in b3. ReaverCamera: Just surrender at 20 ReaverCamera: No, not really. ReaverCamera: I just want this over with. ReaverCamera: S ReaverCamera: Bot's going to lose, top ReaverCamera: is going to lose. ReaverCamera: Yi won't gank until six ReaverCamera: And I've lost, lost. ReaverCamera: Sigh... ReaverCamera: I like the part where I asked for your sympathy. ReaverCamera: Remind me of it. ReaverCamera: And so did you, am i allowed to turn into an asshole and talk about how not sorry I feel too? ReaverCamera: ? ReaverCamera: You're missing the point... ReaverCamera: Okay, so...you missed it. Thanks for clarifying. ReaverCamera: I'm just gonna jungle. ReaverCamera: Tsk.. ReaverCamera: What's the cooldown on the leaverbuster idle? ReaverCamera: ? ReaverCamera: Sorry, guys, lagging. A lot. ReaverCamera: You can't just feed top and expect to win games, you know? ReaverCamera: I'm taking the scuttles...that's two beasts that come every two minutes. ReaverCamera: lol ReaverCamera: What I'm doing isn't bannable ReaverCamera: But nice try.