@Meddler YOU MUST DO THIS FOR APRIL FOOLS OR WHOEVER IS IN CHARGE OF IT
I JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETHING FOR THIS YEAR'S APRIL FOOLS! Have an announcement stating that damage in the game is detrimental to game health. Therefore, it's being changed to hugs. Ability Power becames Hug Power, Attack Damage becomes Hug Strength, gold is changed to Hug Points.
IMPLEMENT THIS!!!