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Petition to change Graves taunt to....

1010001010001001··417 votes·6,597 views

Close but no cigar

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The Yetii Rider36 votes

Jax "Imagine if I had a real cigar!"

Average Bard4 votes

Photoshop Fidel Castros face onto Jax's and we'll know.

lolptwo20 votes

http://boards.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/c/miscellaneous/I00T9Via-what-is-graves-favorite-saying

Made this comment 3 months ago, was originally downvoted by 6 by the weird ass fanboys that follow me around the boards and downvote everything I write.

Congratulation League Boards, you are officially the fakest fair weather fans on the internet.

Cowgirl Ed1 votes

{quoted}

http://boards.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/c/miscellaneous/I00T9Via-what-is-graves-favorite-saying

Made this comment 3 months ago, was originally downvoted by 6 by the weird ass fanboys that follow me around the boards and downvote everything I write.

Congratulation League Boards, you are officially the fakest fair weather fans on the internet.

and you really need to point that out? lol ofc boards are retarded (us included)

Supreme Senpai691 votes

If it helps any, it only has 2 downvotes (F.E.K.) I think it was an exposure thing. It's funny it's just when you posted it nobody saw.

SkyBlade7918 votes

I say that literally every time I outplay someone with graves XD

The Ecdysiast54 votes

"Outplay," "with Graves." You're a funny man.

SkyBlade792 votes

Heh. I don't even own Graves, just play him on free week, but anytime I can mash the buttons really fast and escape with a sliver of health.

buckets4life11 votes

Everytime I get away with a sliver of health I say "close but graves still can't have his cigar"

Average Bard13 votes

They need to make a Hillbilly Graves skin, with the Wheat sticking out of his mouth, overalls, a raggedy looking shotgun and a patch work hat.

Troy2426212 votes

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They need to make a Hillbilly Graves skin, with the Wheat sticking out of his mouth, overalls, a raggedy looking shotgun and a patch work hat.

I'll send Rito a blank check with my name on it for this.

Average Bard4 votes

His taunt quote: "I'm gonna make ya squeal like a pig, boy"

AramsAreBest1 votes

I agree with you troy242621

Sniper 07 votes

Clever [slayer-pantheon-popcorn]

Aeszarck4 votes

I like "Close, but no Graves."

-> No graves were made (no one died) -> Implied cigar -> You didn't get Graves

Can only say it when you escape, but still.

Game girl 14 votes

"Close, but no cigraves."

PB4UAME3 votes

"Close but no cisgraves."

Hemulen Magi3 votes

"Close but no cifgg_h_gkl_h_j[."

The Captain Crow2 votes

Graves"Close, but no... Ah, damn it, where is my cigar, anyways?!"

Supreme Senpai694 votes

Stop posting in this chain! The downvote drones will get you!

ARequestOfDeath3 votes

amen

Volgorath3 votes

That taunt is a great replacement for his current one.

Tangrowth Hat3 votes

I think it would be even better if it was "I am not the man I used to be, close, but no cigar"

Asyde2 votes

LOL This is amazing

Sahn Uzal1 votes

Second thread on the hotpage, 3 comments. lel.

Diggity Dog1 votes
  • I ma the new non meta godUrgothue hue hue hue hue

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  • huehuehue*[slayer-pantheon-popcorn]* the ultimate slow and stacks is broken af

Lissandroid1 votes

Required dialog. Now we just need Urgot to talk about his missing nipples somehow.... The quest continues...

Elisheva1 votes

...+1.

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