Twitch buff that needs to happen

lawnninja555·12/21/2015, 2:25:35 AM·29 votes·1,300 views

Just saw Twitch is being forced to eat non-stale biscuits when ever he the Secret Stash perk. Clearly this is hurting his win rate so we need the shop keeper to supply him with some nice 10 year old cheese with a Agaricomycetes budding out of the top. Please make this happen, clearly the buff that the rat needs.

     3/4 joke, 3/4 super cereal.

6 Comments

Matezoide12/21/2015, 6:37:33 AM5 votes

He already eats cheese when he Jokes though.

The reason his win-rate is so poor is because his players are dum-dums that dont spam joke so Twitch can eat his protein

Call A Dr12/21/2015, 12:13:56 PM5 votes

my division is plat 3, I went vs a challenger twitch,

DO NOT SAY HE NEEDS BUFFING he shredded through my whole team like we were slaps of meat.

MunchCrunchLunch12/21/2015, 3:53:38 PM2 votes

he needs a new passive. or make the true damage variable and not just a flat number. that is based either on AD or % health damage.

Belmont Uprising12/21/2015, 8:49:10 AM1 votes

{quoted} 3/4 joke, 3/4 super cereal.

6/4= 1 1/2. Wut

King of Mongoose12/21/2015, 10:29:34 PM1 votes

please keep shitposts to the memes and games board

IndianBilly12/22/2015, 2:24:31 AM1 votes

in all honesty- Twitch needs a bit added to his range. He is ALWAYS out-ranged PLUS I'm tired of his E being nerfed by distance. This seems to me to be a program problem more than an intended consequence of his ability. Twitch always seems to be getting crapped on- everyone else has a stun or an instant move ability, Twitch isn't that powerful that he should keep getting shyt on.