So Nasus,we came for the changes we were thinking about a while ago.
:Oh,yeah..I guess I have a little bit too much of Lifest-
Riot:have 25 additional range on your Q!
:Huh?I mean,thanks,but I think I already handle myself pretty well,my counters aren't that tough and-
Riot:You need them.
:Uhm Is this for real?Because I don't want to be In any
Riot:

:WHOAH THERE RIOT WHAT ARE TH-
Riot:

:BOW WOW WOAH I'M NOT A TROPHY NOW BUT WHAT ARE THESE MONSTROCITY?
Riot: you like em? I call them LC$BIGPLAY$
Oh!Right!some doofus told me It's 5 years of bad luck or whatever,but I'ma do It
Riot:smashes
With a hammer
:RITO! NOOOOOO!
Riot:anyhow,have fun with your sick buffs.
etc.