Can we actually get the N.U.R.F. game mode. I can use a break.

"+100% mana and energy cost on all abilities +200% cooldown inflation on abilities, items and summoner spells +225 movement speed reduction +200% delay between basic attacks Critical strikes deal 50% of base AD Units critically strike on 150% of attacks"

Between Urf mode and the Clown Fiesta that is the current normal/ranked meta. This sounds like bliss. Slow, calculated bliss.