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Riven is cancer

Pelican Cove··15 votes·5,710 views

Im so tired of riven. Every season she is a top pick for top. Having one of the most toxic kits in the game doesn't hurt neither does being with Lee in the Riot Pet Characters pool. Champions like them are considered cool to watch so their problem kits never get fixed. Only real counter play to riven is banning or staying out of her way.

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Teslyn6 votes

OP wants to bully Riven consistently from Level 1 on thru to 18.

Champions have power spikes Champions have ideal situations and you need atleast some knowledge of the champions to be able to move up in this game. if the only argument is you cant all in Riven there is a reason she is winning lane.

Example... i like voli bear. Riven will come in hit me then bounce out... i may get an AA or 2 .. maybe not.. but i have to give space.. once i get to level 3 i hope the minions are near my tower so when she does that i can throw her into my tower and try and fight there. most time she will escape.. then i will hope she over stays in lane where i can B back and then TP with an item advantage. then i will All-in her. because at that point i hope she is half health and playing riven like an aggressive animal.

9 times out of 10 she either kites back and i dont get her.. or whatever .. because the fight is not in her favor...

but every now and then ... a Riven thinks.. 'hey lets dance bear.' and i will.. i will dance all over her dead face. this is because i understand when i should fight her and when i shouldnt.

GL on the thread buddy.

Pelican Cove1 votes

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OP wants to bully Riven consistently from Level 1 on thru to 18.

Champions have power spikes Champions have ideal situations and you need atleast some knowledge of the champions to be able to move up in this game. if the only argument is you cant all in Riven there is a reason she is winning lane.

Example... i like voli bear. Riven will come in hit me then bounce out... i may get an AA or 2 .. maybe not.. but i have to give space.. once i get to level 3 i hope the minions are near my tower so when she does that i can throw her into my tower and try and fight there. most time she will escape.. then i will hope she over stays in lane where i can B back and then TP with an item advantage. then i will All-in her. because at that point i hope she is half health and playing riven like an aggressive animal.

9 times out of 10 she either kites back and i dont get her.. or whatever .. because the fight is not in her favor...

but every now and then ... a Riven thinks.. 'hey lets dance bear.' and i will.. i will dance all over her dead face. this is because i understand when i should fight her and when i shouldnt.

GL on the thread buddy.

How is that an answer you're ok with. 9/10 she just leaves. Why is this ok with people to the point where every thing I've read flat out says "Don't bother fighting until way later" maybe I'm off but that's not fun and frankly tired of having to play like this sans banning her

Teslyn5 votes

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How is that an answer you're ok with. 9/10 she just leaves. Why is this ok with people to the point where every thing I've read flat out says "Don't bother fighting until way later" maybe I'm off but that's not fun and frankly tired of having to play like this sans banning her

i am okay with it because if i keep her even or behind until mid to late game.. then i can walk on her. kills are just bonus good stuff.. my goal is to deny her cs and experience and make her worthless late game.. verse people who feel kills are the way to go.

i main Zyra man.. my whole game mentality is survive till mid to late game then cause as much pain as possible.

Pelican Cove1 votes

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i am okay with it because if i keep her even or behind until mid to late game.. then i can walk on her. kills are just bonus good stuff.. my goal is to deny her cs and experience and make her worthless late game.. verse people who feel kills are the way to go.

i main Zyra man.. my whole game mentality is survive till mid to late game then cause as much pain as possible.

I just want to kill her and the person playing her as much and as fast as possible

Teslyn3 votes

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I just want to kill her and the person playing her as much and as fast as possible

i just want to win the game.. i dont even care about kills

Pelican Cove1 votes

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i just want to win the game.. i dont even care about kills

You can't win huddled under your tower, she will find and end you

The Sword Saint2 votes

You're just bad. I'm sorry, but it's true. League isn't team death match and different champions have different strengths and weaknesses. Rivens strength is specifically laning against low range opponents. You can choose to pick low range champions who have weaker early game's then rivens and try to fight her and die over and over like a noob, or do literally anything else and have a reasonable chance to win the game.

Things like playing passive and outscaling her, taking a champion who bullies her from range (kennen, quin come to mind), picking a similarly strong laning top champion (old darius, renekton, pantheon, etc), picking a safe farming champ and teleporting around the map to make plays, controlling the minion wave to freeze at your tower, buying some fucking defence, all come to mind just off the top of my head.

That doesn't even get into raw mechanics like how to trade well as any given champ since you've already established that you only like to fight to the death all day, but assuming you learned that you could take armor and potions and with good trades outsustain her and force to to go back to base and heal which gives you a level and gold advantage and maybe even some damage on her tower.

...or you could rush to lane to all in her every 10 seconds and die and make threads about how op she is.

Shonjl1 votes

With what? The 0 kills you gave her? She can only tower dive if you are extremely low which shoudl never happen if you aren't going all in on her and if she has kills. If you aren't in either case, she will die from said tower dive. And be lucky if she takes you with her.

Also a common thing I see is people are aggressive against a riven that has ignite. If you see her have ignite, you know she wants to be aggressive, don't fall for the obvious, make her waste that ignite by not allowing her a chance at all to fight, sure you may lose some cs staying in tower but once laning is over, that ignite is a liability now vs your teleport which can change entire battles.

36949613_DEL5 votes

Riven is beautifully balanced champion.

Pelican Cove1 votes

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Riven is beautifully balanced champion.

In what fan fiction

36949613_DEL3 votes

In fiction of fun.

MCBiggah994 votes

Pantheon Yorick Malphite Quinn

RIP Riven

Pelican Cove3 votes

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Pantheon Yorick Malphite Quinn

RIP Riven

Quinn and yorick i get but early game her all in will kill panth and malph

MCBiggah997 votes

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Quinn and yorick i get but early game her all in will kill panth and malph

How do you even get early all-ined as Panth and Malph, unless you're terribad that shouldn't happen. As Panth you just throw your Q whenever it's up, as Malph you play like a wuss until you have armor and she's screwed because she can't snowball anymore.

redniwediS1 votes

Honestly that's how every champion who has a chance at doing well against Riven wins. Play like a wuss until she can't instant win against you, and then soak up her tears.

Pelican Cove1 votes

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Honestly that's how every champion who has a chance at doing well against Riven wins. Play like a wuss until she can't instant win against you, and then soak up her tears.

I just want her and her player dead as fast as possible

redniwediS1 votes

You want her player dead? Really? That is a terrible thing to say.

Pelican Cove1 votes

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You want her player dead? Really? That is a terrible thing to say.

Why i wanna jump around and dash on their corpse

MCBiggah992 votes

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I just want her and her player dead as fast as possible

Then THIS is your problem when playing against Riven, you value kills too highly and get fucked in the process. l2play safe is my tip here. Try playing Kassadin, a champion who relies on good freezes in front of his turret and surviving a weak laning phase to get to his powerful point should give you a good idea on how to play against Riven.

PS: I've never given up a solo kill against a Riven ever since I learned how to play Kassadin, you learn a powerful playstyle using him.

Pelican Cove1 votes

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Then THIS is your problem when playing against Riven, you value kills too highly and get fucked in the process. l2play safe is my tip here. Try playing Kassadin, a champion who relies on good freezes in front of his turret and surviving a weak laning phase to get to his powerful point should give you a good idea on how to play against Riven.

PS: I've never given up a solo kill against a Riven ever since I learned how to play Kassadin, you learn a powerful playstyle using him.

So what you're saying is I'm fucked,i either have to pay a toxic channel so i can be aggressive or pick someone else and afk to Im allowed to play

MCBiggah991 votes

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So what you're saying is I'm fucked,i either have to pay a toxic channel so i can be aggressive or pick someone else and afk to Im allowed to play

What I'm saying is that you need to adapt and play better instead of getting headstrong and trying to fight her.

Pelican Cove1 votes

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What I'm saying is that you need to adapt and play better instead of getting headstrong and trying to fight her.

Adapt and play better, they picked riven you are now forced to be a pussy for 20 minutes. Why am i playing lol

MCBiggah992 votes

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Adapt and play better, they picked riven you are now forced to be a pussy for 20 minutes. Why am i playing lol

Nah, you play safe until you get armor, that's something else than "be a pussy for 20 minutes". If you aren't going to learn how to play safe, feel free to stay in silver ELO for a very long time.

Pelican Cove1 votes

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Nah, you play safe until you get armor, that's something else than "be a pussy for 20 minutes". If you aren't going to learn how to play safe, feel free to stay in silver ELO for a very long time. Guess league isn't for me then i can't just watch someone farm and NOT do something about it. I have to fight i want her dumb grey haired head crushed

The Sword Saint3 votes

It's not a hard concept. If you aren't skilled enough to outplay riven players, then you need some other strategy that doesn't rely on skill as much - strategies like passively outscaling and picking tanks, roaming with teleport, etc.

If you were playing a fighting game and you didn't suck balls, you wouldn't use the same strategy against every other character in the game, you would have all their moves and specials in mind and change the way you approach the fight. If you just say 'if I can't walk up to the enemy and just combo them to death for free every round then why am I even playing', then maybe competitive video games aren't for you and you should go play some rpgs or something.

Pelican Cove1 votes

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It's not a hard concept. If you aren't skilled enough to outplay riven players, then you need some other strategy that doesn't rely on skill as much - strategies like passively outscaling and picking tanks, roaming with teleport, etc.

If you were playing a fighting game and you didn't suck balls, you wouldn't use the same strategy against every other character in the game, you would have all their moves and specials in mind and change the way you approach the fight. If you just say 'if I can't walk up to the enemy and just combo them to death for free every round then why am I even playing', then maybe competitive video games aren't for you and you should go play some rpgs or something.

I live fighting games which is why this bothers me so much. Riven always had tempo in her favor, she decides when you fight. You have no control with her unless she makes a very grievous error. She was designed with fighting games in mind so i guess it makes sense, but she just has so much i just get distressed because i never feel like I'm in control even if I'm winning lane

MCBiggah992 votes

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I live fighting games which is why this bothers me so much. Riven always had tempo in her favor, she decides when you fight. You have no control with her unless she makes a very grievous error. She was designed with fighting games in mind so i guess it makes sense, but she just has so much i just get distressed because i never feel like I'm in control even if I'm winning lane

Then you need to get rid of that fighter mentality because it WILL be your crux when you want to climb elo. Again, I suggest playing some Kassadin to learn.

Pelican Cove1 votes

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Then you need to get rid of that fighter mentality because it WILL be your crux when you want to climb elo. Again, I suggest playing some Kassadin to learn.

Isn't kass ultra weak unless he vulturing kills? I wanna help my team not be poacher...i guess that's all Im Gonna be good at

MCBiggah991 votes

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Isn't kass ultra weak unless he vulturing kills? I wanna help my team not be poacher...i guess that's all Im Gonna be good at

Just play him, he isn't a poacher.

Shonjl2 votes

Its called you arent learning. You don't fight every champ the same. Its not called be a puss for 20 minutes, its called being smart. Riven's early game is very strong, her mid to late game is trash unless she gets kills. If you don't allow her kills, she will be forced to either roam to mid since Riven often gets ignite over teleport, giving you valuable gold and possibly tower, or she will lose any chance she has to be of any threat late game. Most Riven's know this and will actually get desperate and will tower dive you, and if you have half a brain and built some armor and even some damage and aren't low, you will win every trade with her.

With the mindset you have, you really shouldn't be top, top is usually tanks which are meant to be patient and not worried about kills, if you think kills= everything, you should be ADC or mid.

MugyvrNinja3 votes

Being passive in lane is a skill on its own going for kills and fighting should come later you need to set your self up, time can be damaging just as much as attacks it's a game of chess you need to play for check before you can get the mate. #YouLackDiscipline

Pelican Cove1 votes

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Being passive in lane is a skill on its own going for kills and fighting should come later you need to set your self up, time can be damaging just as much as attacks it's a game of chess you need to play for check before you can get the mate. #YouLackDiscipline

But i didn't join to sit for 20 minutes twiddling my thumbs, i came to play. It's not that i don't get it it just frustrates me that there is no other way

MugyvrNinja1 votes

Hey if you have fun going in and trying to get kills early I recommend champions with good early game burst like Aatrox ,Fizz ,Leblanc ,Zed ,Tryndamere ,Fiora ,Draven ,Annie and also Riven . Play with what you like to do don't complain about it find a way around it, my only advice I could give you about how much you hate Riven is cc her champions like Yorick ,Ryze ,Kennen etc. You could also stack armor against her but that would defeat the purpose of trying to out dool her as the main goal. Send me an invite and I will do spar matches with you as riven or as against. I my self have trouble against her in some matchups.

Bronzoid1 votes

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Pantheon Yorick Malphite Quinn

RIP Riven

all of these get rekt by Riven

MCBiggah991 votes

Top mothafuckin kek

36949613_DEL2 votes

People , riven is train , can you stop the train?

O Fallen Scholar1 votes

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People , riven is train , can you stop the train?

You mean train wreck?

General Esdeath 1 votes

Only real counter play to riven is banning or staying out of her way. So running away?

Darius "I do not tolerate cowardice" "Never retreat"

This guy is TELLING YOU straight forward that he's a counter to riven and she runs from him

Pelican Cove2 votes

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So running away?

Darius "I do not tolerate cowardice" "Never retreat"

This guy is TELLING YOU straight forward that he's a counter to riven and she runs from him

Except new darius can't even touch her

General Esdeath 1 votes

What? Have you even played the new Darius? I'm sure you're gonna say his new Q is harder to hit, but you forget Riven HAS to come in your face to hit you, just start the wind up after you pull her in, that's a 100% hit. Even without the pull though, just wait for her to get close. You're tanky which means she can't burst you quickly. You just need 3 or 4 hits to make her bleed and then ult (or go for the 5th hit to make sure it's at its best) and she's dead. If you can't beat Riven with Darius she's either diamond rank or you really don't know how to play Darius.

Pelican Cove2 votes

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What? Have you even played the new Darius? I'm sure you're gonna say his new Q is harder to hit, but you forget Riven HAS to come in your face to hit you, just start the wind up after you pull her in, that's a 100% hit. Even without the pull though, just wait for her to get close. You're tanky which means she can't burst you quickly. You just need 3 or 4 hits to make her bleed and then ult (or go for the 5th hit to make sure it's at its best) and she's dead. If you can't beat Riven with Darius she's either diamond rank or you really don't know how to play Darius.

It's not hard to hit his skills he just tickles now, that and every riven I've played just slides away from or in to the handle of the q and comes in to out trade you. He lost his luster

General Esdeath 1 votes

If she slides into you she's in range for an AA W AA pull AA, and if she's relying on her E for coming near you, she's going to miss a lot of farm, giving you an item advantage on her. And the later this match up goes the better it becomes for Darius.

Pelican Cove2 votes

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If she slides into you she's in range for an AA W AA pull AA, and if she's relying on her E for coming near you, she's going to miss a lot of farm, giving you an item advantage on her. And the later this match up goes the better it becomes for Darius.

Try the match up again, it doesn't go down how you think

General Esdeath 2 votes

My man, between Arcade Riven and reworked Darius that's ALL I've been seeing. And only once did the Riven win, it was because our jungle camped top hard until she was 3-0.

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