Are we going to address the True Abomination of the Top Lane?

SCP 106··5 votes·1,875 views
True Cancer

Can we deal with this issue because it's getting REAAAAAALLY out of hand, I'm having Tahm kenchs be able to 1v5 my team late game.

  1. I played shaco jungle this game, Got really fed and noticed our top lane had died twice and was going crazy in the chat about Tahm kench, I go up top at full health, While way more fed than this abomination, Hes at 5% health I go in, He just shields, eats me and my hopes and dreams of winning, Later that game he single handedly 1v5'ed my team, he had no mastery meaning he wasn't THAT skilled at tahm kench.
  2. I decide to play tahm kench the following game, I end up getting first blood in no time, The guy I was fighting against started freaking out immedietly when I survived with more than 3 quarters health, The jungler came up about 4 minutes later, and I killed them both again, I teleport down bot lane and get my adc two kills and a turret, Late game I just sit there and tank and eat everyone, No matter what they did they couldn't stop me, We won flawlessly.
  3. In conclusion Tahm kench is a LITERAL ABOMINATION AND NEEDS TO BE DEALT WITH, I'm losing games too fast, I don't see the point in banning him because that leaves Fiora open, and no one really plays him that much, Just nerf his Eat max health damage a bit and then Peoples games will be cured of cancer

33 Comments

Bârd8 votes
  1. The last time you played Shaco jg vs TK top was a month ago. Even if the things you say are true, he would've been phased out of the meta by indirect changes.
  2. You were not fed. You went 2/9/5. The first interaction you had with TK was feeding him first blood at 2 minutes.
  3. At no point in that match did TK 1v5. The only two champions he ever killed were you and Nasus.
  4. That TK is a TK main. He has 52 TK games played with a 62% win rate, with the next highest being Olaf with 13 games.
  5. You did not play TK "the following game". The Shaco match was a month ago, and the closest TK game is 12 days ago.
  6. You've played two TK games recently, and in neither of them did you get first blood.
  7. The oldest of the two TK games was a support TK game, so solo kiling your lane opponent, killing the jungler and TPing bot is impossible.
  8. The next TK game, actually top lane, did not have this happen.
  9. You lost the toplane TK game, 5/8/12.

tl;dr This entire post is complete bullshit.

SCP 1061 votes

{quoted}

  1. The last time you played Shaco jg vs TK top was a month ago. Even if the things you say are true, he would've been phased out of the meta by indirect changes.
  2. You were not fed. You went 2/9/5. The first interaction you had with TK was feeding him first blood at 2 minutes.
  3. At no point in that match did TK 1v5. The only two champions he ever killed were you and Nasus.
  4. That TK is a TK main. He has 52 TK games played with a 62% win rate, with the next highest being Olaf with 13 games.
  5. You did not play TK "the following game". The Shaco match was a month ago, and the closest TK game is 12 days ago.
  6. You've played two TK games recently, and in neither of them did you get first blood.
  7. The oldest of the two TK games was a support TK game, so solo kiling your lane opponent, killing the jungler and TPing bot is impossible.
  8. The next TK game, actually top lane, did not have this happen.
  9. You lost the toplane TK game, 5/8/12.

tl;dr This entire post is complete bullshit.

Umm.... No.... You can't just know this... Your post is bullshit..

Bârd2 votes

http://na.op.gg/summoner/userName=%C4%86ho%20Gath

Welcome to the fucking internet.

Next time you try to pull a fast one on us, don't lie about things we can search up in five minutes.

Palaver1 votes

omfg thank you. This guy is an entitled genuine jack ass all over the forums. [sg-kiko]

NemeBro3 votes

[{quoted}](name=Ćho Gath,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=EcoApHVT,comment-id=00030000,timestamp=2018-02-19T02:44:07.762+0000)

Umm.... No.... You can't just know this... Your post is bullshit..

https://matchhistory.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/#match-details/NA1/2699607471/34582507?tab=overview

You were way more fed than he was? You fed him first blood, and only got two kills that entire game. He had four kills the next time he killed you, and you only had two. Way more fed? Please, you were feeding and did less damage than your Nami.

Now let's look at your top lane Tahm Kench game.

https://matchhistory.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/#match-details/NA1/2713870868/34582507?tab=overview

lol

You're a fucking liar, and should frankly be banned. Lying about your game experiences on the boards to mislead people into believing garbage should be a bannable offense.

Bazooka Blade1 votes

{quoted}

https://matchhistory.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/#match-details/NA1/2699607471/34582507?tab=overview

You were way more fed than he was? You fed him first blood, and only got two kills that entire game. He had four kills the next time he killed you, and you only had two. Way more fed? Please, you were feeding and did less damage than your Nami.

Now let's look at your top lane Tahm Kench game.

https://matchhistory.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/#match-details/NA1/2713870868/34582507?tab=overview

lol

You're a fucking liar, and should frankly be banned. Lying about your game experiences on the boards to mislead people into believing garbage should be a bannable offense.

DAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM HI a phony

SCP 1061 votes

{quoted}

  1. The last time you played Shaco jg vs TK top was a month ago. Even if the things you say are true, he would've been phased out of the meta by indirect changes.
  2. You were not fed. You went 2/9/5. The first interaction you had with TK was feeding him first blood at 2 minutes.
  3. At no point in that match did TK 1v5. The only two champions he ever killed were you and Nasus.
  4. That TK is a TK main. He has 52 TK games played with a 62% win rate, with the next highest being Olaf with 13 games.
  5. You did not play TK "the following game". The Shaco match was a month ago, and the closest TK game is 12 days ago.
  6. You've played two TK games recently, and in neither of them did you get first blood.
  7. The oldest of the two TK games was a support TK game, so solo kiling your lane opponent, killing the jungler and TPing bot is impossible.
  8. The next TK game, actually top lane, did not have this happen.
  9. You lost the toplane TK game, 5/8/12.

tl;dr This entire post is complete bullshit.

Nope. You're completely wrong, I was FED, Your post is bullshit, Get out of here scum

Bârd2 votes

Your word against my sources. Pretty obvious which one carries more weight.

CrazFight 3 votes

Provide link of tahm 1v5ing your team! That sounds amazing, man! I can only wait to see this in action :D

SCP 1062 votes

[{quoted}](name=CrazFight ,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=EcoApHVT,comment-id=0000,timestamp=2018-02-18T06:53:18.108+0000)

Provide link of tahm 1v5ing your team! That sounds amazing, man! I can only wait to see this in action :D

I didn't record it?

CrazFight 4 votes

Your in luck! Riot records your games for you! You can go into your client and record it from there. Can't wait to see it :D

SCP 1062 votes

[{quoted}](name=CrazFight ,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=EcoApHVT,comment-id=000000000000,timestamp=2018-02-18T06:55:19.320+0000)

Your in luck! Riot records your games for you! You can go into your client and record it from there. Can't wait to see it :D

You need help, they do record it, but you can't see it if the games around 2+ days old, SO You can't see it, RECORDINGS GONE stop being such an annoying pest, psychopath

CrazFight 4 votes

Darn you didn't record the tahm 1 v 5? That was once in a lifetime thing, thats a shame. :( If only two days hadn't passed!

SCP 1061 votes

[{quoted}](name=CrazFight ,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=EcoApHVT,comment-id=00000000000000000000,timestamp=2018-02-18T07:00:45.902+0000)

Darn you didn't record the tahm 1 v 5? That was once in a lifetime thing, thats a shame. :( If only two days hadn't passed!

stop with the exclaimation marks it makes me seem negative you monster

ModPeriscope1 votes

Try 1 month. That's when he last played shaco vs Tahm. This champ being OP is relevant, but he's just not being played much imo.

SCP 1061 votes

{quoted}

Try 1 month. That's when he last played shaco vs Tahm. This champ being OP is relevant, but he's just not being played much imo.

1 month is a LIE

ModPeriscope1 votes

It didn't fit your exact description. When did you play it?

Bârd2 votes

You realize that everybody's match history is available publicly on op.gg, right?

Stop trying to push bullshit on us when it only takes five minutes to fact check.

SCP 1061 votes

{quoted}

You realize that everybody's match history is available publicly on op.gg, right?

Stop trying to push bullshit on us when it only takes five minutes to fact check.

I played shaco jungle not top you moron.. And It was a differint game then what you're saying

Bârd1 votes

You have not recently played a game of Shaco top.

CrazFight 1 votes

{quoted}

Try 1 month. That's when he last played shaco vs Tahm. This champ being OP is relevant, but he's just not being played much imo.

The only problem i find with the champ, is his non-interactive gameplay. Whats your you just manged to land a sej r onto ad--- nvm tahm ate him and walked away with him.

ModPeriscope1 votes

Uh, you've never seen a thresh regret hitting his q on a target with a Tahm nearby. Priceless.

Bazooka Blade1 votes

[{quoted}](name=CrazFight ,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=EcoApHVT,comment-id=000000000000,timestamp=2018-02-18T06:55:19.320+0000)

Your in luck! Riot records your games for you! You can go into your client and record it from there. Can't wait to see it :D

they do were is this magic place i just got a penta with a urgot

BeatzBoyFTW3 votes

My best advice for you now is delete your post. Your lies were already exposed anyway.

Palaver1 votes

If he did that. It would prove that he WAS WRONG. Can't have that hurting his delicate little "yasuo main" pride.

Slythion2 votes

It would be nice if there was even a shred of truth in this post, but I guess you only know how to bullshit your way for upvotes

[slayer-jinx-unamused]

Tychusfindlay9181 votes

Tahm should be slightly nerfed because of his support, not because of top.

Sion on the other hand...

Chembaron Yamada1 votes

Tahm Kench doesn't even reach 50% winrate in any of his roles. He doesn't need nerfs, period.

Śhunpo1 votes

No, Tahm shouldn't be nerfed. Glacial Augment on the other hand needs to stop receiving buffs. The keystone is fine as is.

zZ KanKuro Zz1 votes

what abomination are you talking about? cho gath?

SCP 1061 votes

You fools are talking about the wrong game mutt

Malix Farwin1 votes

Talm top i never really had a problem with, his slow is a skillshot which you can also reduce the duration of his slow with swift boots/merc thread and he isn't hard to build again. As far as top lane goes, there are much scarier match-ups.

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